best thing about living alone?

[Fame Monster]

You can have a wank and actually savour the moment instead of having to clean-up immediately.

You're allowed to design the house that you bought, not the girlfriend who has transformed into an interior design expert after watching one episode of DIY SOS.

You can bring home who you want when you want.

 

[mackenzie]

The peace and quiet with no interruptions.

And the being able to do what you want to do, when you want to do it.

 

[chesterbells]

You can have a wank and actually savour the moment instead of having to clean-up immediately.


LOL
How does the "savouring" display itself?!!!
Do you take photos, leave it to dry & crust up around the house?

 

[Lucky Toma]

Waiting for the panting to cease?

 

[Bluebird1]

The peace and quiet with no interruptions.

And the being able to do what you want to do, when you want to do it.

Agree with you on this, it's heaven:-)

 

[ElanJo]

Havin a wank whilst making dinner.

 

[Rascal]

waiting for meals on wheels to arrive

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

being able to order a takeaway whilst your mum/gf/wife(delete as appropriate) are away knowing that if they were around they'd either be home and cook you something you'd have to eat, or come home with something and then slam you for being full cos you've stuffed your face waiting for them to come and cook you something...

...and care-free ...'s...

 

[Anonymous]

The peace and quiet with no interruptions.

And the being able to do what you want to do, when you want to do it.

i agree.

 

[stony]

Best thing about not living alone

Never having to make a cup of tea. That's what women and children are for.

Leaving skidmarks in the toilet safe if the knowledge that your mrs will clean it.

Laundry pixies. They work like this. You leave dirty pants on the bedroom floor and when you wake up they've gone, only to magically reappear in your smalls draw, cleaned and ironed. This is the laundry pixie at work.

Never having to answer the phone.