best thing about living alone?

stony said:
Best thing about not living alone

Never having to make a cup of tea. That's what women and children are for.

Leaving skidmarks in the toilet safe if the knowledge that your mrs will clean it.

Laundry pixies. They work like this. You leave dirty pants on the bedroom floor and when you wake up they've gone, only to magically reappear in your smalls draw, cleaned and ironed. This is the laundry pixie at work.

Never having to answer the phone.

sexist tw*t

i've been known to make the odd cup of tea.
 
aphex said:
stony said:
Best thing about not living alone

Never having to make a cup of tea. That's what women and children are for.

Leaving skidmarks in the toilet safe if the knowledge that your mrs will clean it.

Laundry pixies. They work like this. You leave dirty pants on the bedroom floor and when you wake up they've gone, only to magically reappear in your smalls draw, cleaned and ironed. This is the laundry pixie at work.

Never having to answer the phone.

sexist tw*t

i've been known to make the odd cup of tea.

What's sexist about it? I've got a son that makes most of the brews.

And I do make an effort with cleaning the toilet but if it doesn't come off with a piss jet then it's womans work. I don't mean that in a sexist way it's just that they are naturally gifted at that sort of work.
 
stony said:
aphex said:
sexist tw*t

i've been known to make the odd cup of tea.

What's sexist about it? I've got a son that makes most of the brews.

And I do make an effort with cleaning the toilet but if it doesn't come off with a piss jet then it's womans work. I don't mean that in a sexist way it's just that they are naturally gifted at that sort of work.

LOL a piss jet, I've been cleaning the toilet that way for years and thought I was the only one!
 
wayne71 said:
stony said:
What's sexist about it? I've got a son that makes most of the brews.

And I do make an effort with cleaning the toilet but if it doesn't come off with a piss jet then it's womans work. I don't mean that in a sexist way it's just that they are naturally gifted at that sort of work.

LOL a piss jet, I've been cleaning the toilet that way for years and thought I was the only one!

It's a bloke thing. We all do it.
 
stony said:
aphex said:
sexist tw*t

i've been known to make the odd cup of tea.

What's sexist about it? I've got a son that makes most of the brews.

And I do make an effort with cleaning the toilet but if it doesn't come off with a piss jet then it's womans work. I don't mean that in a sexist way it's just that they are naturally gifted at that sort of work.

i agree

they look great in a pinny. i always insult them after i've eaten though, just to be sure.
 
Seeing if you can get Pizza take away boxes pile up to the ceiling
 
Pigeonho said:
Randomly being able to have a wank on the 4th stair up.

so my mate says


Message to self - if ever round at Pigeonho's avoid heavily stained patch on stairs.<br /><br />-- Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:57 pm --<br /><br />
ElanJo said:
Havin a wank whilst making dinner.


Message to self - if ever round at Elanjo's always refuse offer of 'this unusual mayonnaise' at dinner.
 

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