Best threat you've had playing sunday league?

[simonk]

some softlad once threw a ball of mud at me???

 

[snip]

Many years ago as a 17year old in one of my first open age games.
We played a team from Salford who had previously won the North West counties cup and we were a new side,all young lads, but all decent players.
We went one up which upset them and early in the second half I went in with their central midfield player,a guy of around 32-35 ,6'0" skinhead who constantly had a snarl on his face and well built with it,I came through the tackle won the ball and laid it off.He came up behind me and growled "You've just made the biggest mistake of your f***in life kid"
I spent the next 30 minutes looking over my shoulder and he finally caught me with a head butt to the back of my head when waiting for a corner.I jumped to my feeting shouting "You f***in coward come on then face to face" At which point their centre half "shut it you daft C**t he'd kill you" After a second ofm thought I agreed and walked away rubbing my wounds.
We got beat 2-1.

 

[LongLang]

one week we were playing a team called 'the avenue' which were quite well know for booting. we had this one lad on our team called johnny who could start a fight with his own toe-nails, so it was bound to go off at some point.
anyway, after about half an hour it kicked off, with this lad, who in a moment of piss and bluster, shouted an epic 'ill bite yer ears off an shit'.
half a second later some lad had dinked him on his temple and he was in a heap on the floor.
when we got back to the pub he had a lump on his temple like an orange.

never quietened him down though.
some people never learn.

 

[RODDY_CTID]

We played a team a few years ago and tbh they were rough even their parents tried fighting everyone lol There was this one lad who looked like the crazy frog, we had a corner and as i striker i was moving all over the place trying to lose my marker (him) so he starts trying trip me up so i tell him where to go (yes im being polite :p). So he starts bouncing round and goes to me " dya wanna make this greenstreet, i'll take you all down an alley and i'lll 'av you all!, every single one of ya!". Me and the lads were laughing for sooo long it was that funny, we ended up trouncing them which made it even better.

Its always funny playing teams from what i would call posh areas. We used to play a team from alderly edge and it was hilarious to hear their parents going "come on archibold" and " that's the spirit Norris" and stuff like that. It was even funnier when the kids thought they were hard and would be like " I may come over there in one minute and punch you" hahaha and they'd complain to the ref like " Oh come on referee that isn't the correct decision in these circumstances" lol

These are the best team to play, they give all talk and then ou go in hard on them and they roll about on the floor, and after about five mins and dont say anything to you again

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

playing a match about 2 or 3 years back when I was a bout 22-23 and I was having a run in with the centre half for most of the match. Few sneaky elbows in the ribs and lots of standing on toes and that kind of stuff, anyway, the ref calls the two of us over and says to the centre half, anymore of that and you're off, then says to me Davern, anymore of that and I'm telling your mam, turns out he is a friend of the family...

didn't help with the piss taking.

 

[poyntonblue]

playing a match about 2 or 3 years back when I was a bout 22-23 and I was having a run in with the centre half for most of the match. Few sneaky elbows in the ribs and lots of standing on toes and that kind of stuff, anyway, the ref calls the two of us over and says to the centre half, anymore of that and you're off, then says to me Davern, anymore of that and I'm telling your mam, turns out he is a friend of the family...
didn't help with the piss taking.

PMSL
That happened to me the other day. The ref knew my old fella and he kept calling me Mike which is my dads name!

 

[KolarovsLeftPeg]

Not me personally, was playing in Oldham one weekend and one of the players punched the ref, wasn't a very clean hit though, sure he got banned from playing in that league ever again.
He was a good player as well.

 

[Man1City]

had a guy who once said to me
'i will rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat, then i'll squeeze you so hard, it'll come out your arse like a mr whippy ice-cream, you little fucker'
i laughed.

 

[city bairn]

As a CB I am not very well liked by the opposition. My elbows are usually in the air and I'm quite slow so make up for it by kicking people. I get at least 2 threats a game from striker the most common being I'll get you after the game, but I was playin a team from the Raploch and got threatened from coaches and parents at the side of the park. It's the only time I've actually felt slight fear.

 

[Hollywood Blue]

When I first came to California I'd put myself about a bit on the pitch.
After making a hard tackle on a Mexican opponent he informed me that he was going to "Shoot me" after the match.
Without thinking, I grabbed him by the throat and his eyes nearly popped out of his head when I told him "You'd better not fucking miss then"
He didn't hang around after the game was over.