Bizarre chance encounters

[halfgoathalfotter]

giant haystacks
alex higgins
rik mayall
kirsty gallagher
giant haystacks had the biggest tits,but for some strange reason found kirsty gallagher the more likely to cause my cock to explode

 

[taleofbluehalves]

Just been speaking to my lad in the States and we were laughing about a bizarre encounter he had (which I'd forgotten about) not long before he moved over there. He was driving in town, on Trinity Way, and stopped at a red light. He happened to glance over to the car next to him at the lights in which were sat the Dalai Lama and Russell Brand, who had just been doing a public appearance at The Arena.

I was working in London a few years ago (2010) and just after the general election was walking down a little back street in Westminster and went to cross over. As I did, a car came round the corner so I stepped back but the driver stopped and waved me across. I signalled my thanks and only then realised it was David Cameron, on his way to Downing Street to become PM.

Anyone else had a chance encounter like those?

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Gordon Brown and family (plus bodyguard) in San Francisco airport. I was their pilot down to L.A. Was nice bloke, but wet fish handshake! His son (Fraser) is a rabid Blue!

 

[taleofbluehalves]

Met Paul Walsh walking through Altrincham after training. It was the summer after he, Rosler and Beagerie kept us up. Shook his hand and thanked him for keeping us up. I walked off and he walked into the pub! Happy days though!

 

[Barcon]

Had to go to the toilet in a Nightclub and the only other guy in there was Alex "Hurricaine" Higgins.

I bought a cue off Cliff Thorburn years ago.

 

[Meatbag]

Met Lemmy on Oxford road once

 

[badmash]

Got a lift home off Mani from the Stone Roses a few times
I worked with his Mrs. Didn't have a clue who he was, finally twigged when a few people asked for his autograph.

 

[Paladin]

In the mid-eighties, I was driving along a one way street in Manchester, and a car approached in the other direction. The driver stuck two fingers up at me, which made me panic thinking I was going the wrong way. I checked, and I wasn't. The other driver was Mike Summerbee.

I used to collect information from customers for a North West utility company. I visited Peter Schmeical, Brian Robson, Paul McGrath, Francis Lee, Mike Summerbee, and a few other footballers. And Graham Brady MP.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Fish had a piss next to me in Heaton Park bogs at a Radio one roadshow and offered his hand to shake my hand while we were pissing......

His real names Derek Dick isn't it?

 

[rushts]

Went to Antibes several years ago and bumped into a female cyclist washing her sweaty vagina in the fountain.