Bizzar & Funny things you have see at a City match

[CooperMcfcF/W]

I was at the food bar at Coms last season. I asked the foreign attendant could i have a bovil and a steak pie and a pack of Salt And Vinegar Crisps.
She came back with the Bovril and Pie and went to take my money.
I looked at her and said "Wheres my Salt and Vinegar Crisps love?"
She replied "We no do Salt and Vinegar RIBS"

The whole bar full of city fans went up into chorus's of laughter!!

 

[Blue Dan]

Anyone remember being 4-0 down to arsenal after 20mins?

"Whats it like to be outclassed?"
and
"Can we play you every week?"

Not sure if it was the same game as I can recall a couple of home games against Arsenal within a couple of years of each other in which we were humiliated. Anyway, in the game I'm thinking of they'd rested a few of their big players and without about 20 minutes to go Henry and Vieira both came on together, cue the City fans singing "Who the fucking hell are you?"

We're not as funny as we used to be.

 

[Tueartssocktags]

Early days in the new stadium , I asked this young Chinese lad for Fruit pastilles, he was gone for ages and came back with three pasties!
The queue just pissed themselves!

 

[Ederson1000YardDrive]

AThe city fans have started this new cheer at COMS, when the opposition think they’ve scored there’s a kind of wave that goes through the ground taking the piss and pretending to cheer!

It's so funny, complete piss take!

 

[felixbg]

I was at the food bar at Coms last season. I asked the foreign attendant could i have a bovil and a steak pie and a pack of Salt And Vinegar Crisps.
She came back with the Bovril and Pie and went to take my money.
I looked at her and said "Wheres my Salt and Vinegar Crisps love?"
She replied "We no do Salt and Vinegar RIBS"

The whole bar full of city fans went up into chorus's of laughter!!

villa this year, i went to the foreign lad behind the bar ''can i have a yorkie''
he told me ''sorry, we do no yoghurt''
i asked again ... ''no no chocolate ... ya know, yorkie''
''no sorry, no do chocolate yoghurt''
he then decided that was that and took someone elses order ... gutted

 

[CFTF]

5-1 game.

When Morley scored, I jumped up & my little finger caught in the arms of some blokes glasses and they dropped onto the floor.

The crowd pushed forward (I was in the Kippax) and, although I didn't see what happened, I think they probably got stamped to fuck.

I was 14 at the time, and moved about 25 yards to my right so that the bloke wouldn't find me.

Poor fucker probably didn't see any of the other goals.

 

[mike o]

First ever match my old fella took me too in 86 set the tone for the rest of my time following city!

Were sat down before kick off and two lads come to sit in the seats next to us,one of em pulls out a blow up full size frankenstein and the two of them take it in turns to blow him up. They then sit him next to me. A s a 6 year old kid i spent most of the time looking at the inflatable rather than the match!

Steward comes along to tell them to deflate him and take him off the spare seat and the lads pull out a third ticke that theyd bought for frankenstein!

Brilliant

 

[blu4life]

this isn't actually AT a match but we was in charleroi for the pre-season game before lasts season and was outside this pub (the luxembourg) or something like that. i think it was after the game and this belgian bloke was on a bike going round a roundabout and thought he would show off in front of the city fans. anyway, he started going round this roundabout non-handed but fell off! absolutely PMSL!!!

 

[CFTF]

Two other things :

1 - Boro fans climbing onto the fence that seperated them from us in the Kippax in the FA Cup game of the season that they beat us 4 times (I think). The Kippax turned round en masse and pelted them with coins and someone threw a pie which hit one Boro fan right in the mush. Must've been hot as he slid down the fence clutching his face.

2 - A year or two after Hillsborough was in the Kippax and one City fan started singing the 'There was a semi-final at Hillsboro '89' song, and another Blue, who was there with his girlfriend, picked him clean off his feet and warned him that if he sang another word he'd fill him in. Me & my best mate (who is a scouse red) stood there looking at the scene in awe.

 

[maineroad68]

Anyone remember being 4-0 down to arsenal after 20mins?

"Whats it like to be outclassed?"
and
"Can we play you every week?"

and 'you're shit and you know you are!'. gooners faces were a picture. couldn't get their heads round it.