Blokes with really white teeth

My Grandad used to stick his toothbrush up the chimney and brush his Newtons with soot.
I've heard you can use charcoal but I think your grandad was just being, shall we say, careful, using soot. And in those days the chimney must have thick with tar, resin and pidgeon shit.
 
The weird thing with Turkey Teeth is that every tooth is perfectly aligned as well as gleaming white. They must be veneers or something - look stupid and totally unnatural
 

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