Got those from a joke shop
All he needs now is a tattoo across his forehead saying 'TWAT'.
The best thing for when your bloated are charcoal tablets. More than likely I will be taking one Xmas day after the big dinner.Seems charcoal has a number of unexpected uses judging by this piece.
You Can Now Buy 'Flatulence Deodorisers', Charcoal-based Underwear Inserts Designed to Mask Farts
It’s charcoal-based and, don’t be alarmed, but it’s about to change your lifewww.menshealth.com
And he’s ginger really , so ginger twatAll he needs now is a tattoo across his forehead saying 'TWAT'.
When I go out I need my phone, a house key/ car fob and my wallet.
Handily, some of my trousers and by some I mean all, have pockets.
The only reason I can think of that would require a man bag is if I was selling drugs.
Have you never heard of jeans. Handily they have pockets in the back that fit a wallet and pockets in the front that fit a phone and keys.Fuck me are your kecks shaped like this ?
Have you never heard of jeans. Handily they have pockets in the back that fit a wallet and pockets in the front that fit a phone and keys.
How big is your phone?How the fuck do you fit a phone in the front pocket of jeans? Do you mean those ghastly feminine trousers that stretch?
Get a bag and go full weirdo you know it makes sense ;)