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Got those from a joke shop
Kippaxpete
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All he needs now is a tattoo across his forehead saying 'TWAT'.
m7mcfc
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The best thing for when your bloated are charcoal tablets. More than likely I will be taking one Xmas day after the big dinner.Seems charcoal has a number of unexpected uses judging by this piece.
You Can Now Buy 'Flatulence Deodorisers', Charcoal-based Underwear Inserts Designed to Mask Farts
It’s charcoal-based and, don’t be alarmed, but it’s about to change your lifewww.menshealth.com
BimboBob
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When I go out I need my phone, a house key/ car fob and my wallet.
Handily, some of my trousers and by some I mean all, have pockets.
The only reason I can think of that would require a man bag is if I was selling drugs.
Handily, some of my trousers and by some I mean all, have pockets.
The only reason I can think of that would require a man bag is if I was selling drugs.
Nellies left peg
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And he’s ginger really , so ginger twat
mexico1970
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BimboBob
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Have you never heard of jeans. Handily they have pockets in the back that fit a wallet and pockets in the front that fit a phone and keys.Fuck me are your kecks shaped like this ?
mexico1970
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How the fuck do you fit a phone in the front pocket of jeans? Do you mean those ghastly feminine trousers that stretch?
Get a bag and go full weirdo you know it makes sense ;)
BimboBob
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How big is your phone?
I remember you saying this before, it was all about not messing your lines up wasn't it you big tart.