What if the entire team began a rousing chorus of 'You fat cheating bastard' after he'd given another penalty of the type that goon did v Wolves in PL2 they'd all get Blue Cards and would the opposition be able to score again 'cos there'd be no one on the pitch. We could have been two up before the soft pen. Would we all come back ten mins later, and would the ten mins be added to Added Time. What if there were only nine mins left? Would we win that game? How long before the game becomes a pantomime? I fancy it's time we rebuilt the Hippodrome on Ardwick Green.