Boring Milner

jimbo101 said:
How about this;

He tweets about his boring life
Boring Milner.
He puts his bins out Monday night
Boring Milner.
He's always smart - he's never late
He's off to bed at half past eight.
Boring Milner - likes a cup of tea!

You could get mistaken for John Lennon with song writing like that.
 
jimbo101 said:
How about this;

He tweets about his boring life
Boring Milner.
He puts his bins out Monday night
Boring Milner.
He's always smart - he's never late
He's off to bed at half past eight.
Boring Milner - likes a cup of tea!

Pure class.
 
jimbo101 said:
How about this;

He tweets about his boring life
Boring Milner.
He puts his bins out Monday night
Boring Milner.
He's always smart - he's never late
He's off to bed at half past eight.
Boring Milner - likes a cup of tea!
What tune?
 
west didsblue said:
jimbo101 said:
How about this;

He tweets about his boring life
Boring Milner.
He puts his bins out Monday night
Boring Milner.
He's always smart - he's never late
He's off to bed at half past eight.
Boring Milner - likes a cup of tea!
What tune?

The old 'herman munster head' tune
 
jimbo101 said:
west didsblue said:
jimbo101 said:
How about this;

He tweets about his boring life
Boring Milner.
He puts his bins out Monday night
Boring Milner.
He's always smart - he's never late
He's off to bed at half past eight.
Boring Milner - likes a cup of tea!
What tune?

The old 'herman munster head' tune
Thanks.
 
jimbo101 said:
How about this;

He tweets about his boring life
Milner Milner.
He puts his bins out Monday night
Milner Milner.
He's always smart - he's never late
He's off to bed at half past eight.
Jimmy Milner - likes a cup of tea!

Boring, boring Milner
Boring, boring Milner

Very good! Might scan a bit better if you went with a couple of changes though (sorry for interfering).
 
jimbo101 said:
How about this;

He tweets about his boring life
Boring Milner.
He puts his bins out Monday night
Boring Milner.
He's always smart - he's never late
He's off to bed at half past eight.
Boring Milner - likes a cup of tea!

Hahaha. My god, this is excellent. I slightly prefer 'Milner, Milner' opposed to 'Boring Milner', but getting either going would be superb.
 
jimbo101 said:
west didsblue said:
jimbo101 said:
How about this;

He tweets about his boring life
Boring Milner.
He puts his bins out Monday night
Boring Milner.
He's always smart - he's never late
He's off to bed at half past eight.
Boring Milner - likes a cup of tea!
What tune?

The old 'herman munster head' tune
Very good.
 
Boring James Milner ‏@BoringMilner 4h:
I must be really windy today because I saw something blow over in the street. It was a sign outside a pub. I think it was the specials board


Anne ‏@AnnieHuck 3h:
@BoringMilner Time to take your Santa hat off James !



- but I think it adds a certain something to the flavour of things, no?
 

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