Boring Milner

[leithblue]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/13/james-milner-boring-manchester-city-england

and Jimmy is asked about it in today's Guardian...

and he replies in a nice polite James Milner way

I can see Jimmy in a Brian Kidd role for someone, maybe even us, in a few years.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Anyone know who's behind this? It's hilarious, one of my favourite accounts at the moment. It's increased in popularity over the past month or so, I remember when it was on around 4,000 followers. I'm so hipster.

<a class="postlink" href="https://twitter.com/BoringMilner" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://twitter.com/BoringMilner</a>

I'd like to change his song to 'Boooooring, boring Milner' repeat to fade. Anyone in?

Is the website really his? Funny as fuck, don't know why but the Pellers one on Dec 28th had me spitting my brew.

On another thread someone posted that Jimmy is suspended for the Barcelona home game, is that true or bollocks?

 

[aguero93:20]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/13/james-milner-boring-manchester-city-england

and Jimmy is asked about it in today's Guardian...

and he replies in a nice polite James Milner way

I can see Jimmy in a Brian Kidd role for someone, maybe even us, in a few years.

"It's got a few followers now, hasn't it?" Milner said. "It's a bit of fun and I've read a few of the tweets. If people think I'm boring, well, as long as I've got a Premier League winners' medal I don't really mind being as boring as you want.

Nice one Jimmy!<br /><br />-- Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:55 am --<br /><br />

Anyone know who's behind this? It's hilarious, one of my favourite accounts at the moment. It's increased in popularity over the past month or so, I remember when it was on around 4,000 followers. I'm so hipster.

<a class="postlink" href="https://twitter.com/BoringMilner" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://twitter.com/BoringMilner</a>

I'd like to change his song to 'Boooooring, boring Milner' repeat to fade. Anyone in?

Is the website really his? Funny as fuck, don't know why but the Pellers one on Dec 28th had me spitting my brew.

On another thread someone posted that Jimmy is suspended for the Barcelona home game, is that true or bollocks?

That would be me, yes it is, he picked up a booking against Bayern that rules him out.

 

[david whites spike]

This account is hillarious.
Just read he got some 'serious' socks,some 'novelty' socks and a torch for Christmas!!! He's also just "boiled my kettle and walked away from it so have to boil it again for my cup of tea"
Literally projected my glass of water back through my nose!! Hahahaha absolute genius.steve coogan by any chance? Very Alan partridge.

 

[nowantads]

Is this @asda 's viral marketing?

<a class="postlink" href="https://twitter.com/BoringMilner/status/426003700789018625" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://twitter.com/BoringMilner/status ... 0789018625</a>

 

[BringBackSwales]

where was Jimmy today? Not heard anything about an injury

 

[flinty1975]

where was Jimmy today? Not heard anything about an injury

. According to Ian cheeseman he failed late fitness test

 

[BringBackSwales]

where was Jimmy today? Not heard anything about an injury

. According to Ian cheeseman he failed late fitness test

cheers

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Boring James Milner ‏@BoringMilner · 18h
I've lost my spare key for my frontdoor. Luckily I have a spare spare key that I can promote to spare key whilst i get a new spare spare key



Hope this doesn't affect him for Sunday.

 

[peoffrey]

His tweets to Marks & Spencers (fancied treating himself to a new pair of jeans) and Homebase (stepladder) were brilliant - but only one of the train companies bit and played along with his inane questions.