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Boris Johnson....
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TheMightyQuinn
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He's a twat who uses the fact he's a bumbling twat of a man to hoodwink the nation into thinking he's one of us when in reality he's a bellend with shit hair in a shit suit acting like a massive twat.
He's basically a fat slightly more intelligent (as a result of a private education) Peter Andre.
At least Hitler had the good grace to not invent a comic character to distract us from the holocaust. Pol Pot also managed it. No idea why the tories think that having a funny mascot will distract us from the current beating we're all on the end of.
He's basically a fat slightly more intelligent (as a result of a private education) Peter Andre.
At least Hitler had the good grace to not invent a comic character to distract us from the holocaust. Pol Pot also managed it. No idea why the tories think that having a funny mascot will distract us from the current beating we're all on the end of.
stonerblue
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never seen him in the same room as bb3
bluwes
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denislawsbackheel said:An utter twat and I can't wait for him to be Tory leader and make the c unts unelectable.
You do realise the opposite would happen, they would steam roll the election with him in charge, the shallow ones would vote him in
LittleStan
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TheMightyQuinn said:No idea why the tories think that having a funny mascot will distract us from the current beating we're all on the end of.
Possibly because it is distracting us?
TheMightyQuinn
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LittleStan said:TheMightyQuinn said:No idea why the tories think that having a funny mascot will distract us from the current beating we're all on the end of.
Possibly because it is distracting us?
True. He's become a sort of mix between Jordan and a wanker.
hilts
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we are always complaining that politicians are drab,boring wankers who say what they are told to say, along comes an eccentric in johnson and because he is a bit of a bumbling toff it makes him a nazi
what we need is a norman wisdom type for the left then everyone is happy
although it didnt do michael foot too much good
if we are going to get shafted which we always do it might as well be by someone who makes us laugh
what we need is a norman wisdom type for the left then everyone is happy
although it didnt do michael foot too much good
if we are going to get shafted which we always do it might as well be by someone who makes us laugh
oakiecokie
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borassic said:The man is a quarter-wit. A total mop headed arse licking wank stain.
Me-thinks your location is making you bitter. ;)
hilts
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borassic said:The man is a quarter-wit. A total mop headed arse licking wank stain.
why?
hilts said:borassic said:The man is a quarter-wit. A total mop headed arse licking wank stain.
why?
Have you seen and heard him? I'm not really into politics but look at his haircut and clobber. We are a country ran by gimps...<br /><br />-- Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:06 am --<br /><br />
oakiecokie said:borassic said:The man is a quarter-wit. A total mop headed arse licking wank stain.
Me-thinks your location is making you bitter. ;)
More City on my road pal! (I live in the posh part)
hilts
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borassic said:hilts said:borassic said:The man is a quarter-wit. A total mop headed arse licking wank stain.
why?
Have you seen and heard him? I'm not really into politics but look at his haircut and clobber. We are a country ran by gimps...
-- Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:06 am --
oakiecokie said:borassic said:The man is a quarter-wit. A total mop headed arse licking wank stain.
Me-thinks your location is making you bitter. ;)
More City on my road pal! (I live in the posh part)
so he is a quarter wiited arse licking wank stain because you dont like his hair style, i hope you dont vote
hilts said:borassic said:hilts said:why?
Have you seen and heard him? I'm not really into politics but look at his haircut and clobber. We are a country ran by gimps...
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oakiecokie said:Me-thinks your location is making you bitter. ;)
More City on my road pal! (I live in the posh part)
so he is a quarter wiited arse licking wank stain because you dont like his hair style, i hope you dont vote
No. He's a quarter witted arse licking wank stain because he's a quarter witted arse licking wank stain. It just so happens that he also looks like a tosser.
What is it you like about him?
hilts
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borassic said:hilts said:borassic said:Have you seen and heard him? I'm not really into politics but look at his haircut and clobber. We are a country ran by gimps...
-- Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:06 am --
More City on my road pal! (I live in the posh part)
so he is a quarter wiited arse licking wank stain because you dont like his hair style, i hope you dont vote
No. He's a quarter witted arse licking wank stain because he's a quarter witted arse licking wank stain. It just so happens that he also looks like a tosser.
What is it you like about him?
as long as your reasons are valid thats fine by me
hilts said:borassic said:hilts said:so he is a quarter wiited arse licking wank stain because you dont like his hair style, i hope you dont vote
No. He's a quarter witted arse licking wank stain because he's a quarter witted arse licking wank stain. It just so happens that he also looks like a tosser.
What is it you like about him?
as long as your reasons are valid thats fine by me
If I liked the man, his demeanour, his clobber, his haircut for example then i'd have reason to sit down and listen to what he says (politically) but like most other politicians he babbles like an idiot. If he hadn't been born into wealth and attended Eton... would he be mayor of London and the next leader of the Tories? Would he fuck. If he was born into anything else he'd be working as a kids party clown. These MPs are a mile away from the people i'm used to. I have no faith in any of them which is why I don't vote.
sweynforkbeard
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TheMightyQuinn said:He's a twat who uses the fact he's a bumbling twat of a man to hoodwink the nation into thinking he's one of us when in reality he's a bellend with shit hair in a shit suit acting like a massive twat.
He's basically a fat slightly more intelligent (as a result of a private education) Peter Andre.
At least Hitler had the good grace to not invent a comic character to distract us from the holocaust. Pol Pot also managed it. No idea why the tories think that having a funny mascot will distract us from the current beating we're all on the end of.
Pol Pot had one of the finest stand up routines ever. Picking on people who could write or were doctors was from the finest tradition of the Theatre of Cruelty - like Jimmy Carr - just his little quirk. Never sit on the front row.
I actually quite like the guy. Ok . . so he's a Tory. Ok , so he's educated at Eton. Ok , so he can laugh at himself. I also enjoy the fact that everything he does puts Britain first. In these hard times we need somebody in politics with a smile , who has faults and can still smile through it.
So Labour tear into him. . . He laughs and says " yes , but look at the mess you lot left".
So Labour tear into him. . . He laughs and says " yes , but look at the mess you lot left".
St Helens Blue (Exiled)
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Andy Dale said:I actually quite like the guy. Ok . . so he's a Tory. Ok , so he's educated at Eton. Ok , so he can laugh at himself. I also enjoy the fact that everything he does puts Britain first. In these hard times we need somebody in politics with a smile , who has faults and can still smile through it.
So Labour tear into him. . . He laughs and says " yes , but look at the mess you lot left".
I bet he is against taxing the rich even more! :-)
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