We should give em 20 then
Yea what I meant was why would they demand 20-25m Euro. We would offer the lower end surely??What are you talking about?
£20million?
If we don’t walk straight in there and pay them the full asking price, frankly it’s embarrassing.
I don’t know what the fuck we’re playing at. It says £25million, so just pay it!
I find our useless attempts at negotiation every fucking summer embarrassing.
Txiki needs to stop pissing about and learn how to do his job, FFS!
Well can't say if the above post was genuine or sarcastic. LolYea what I meant was why would they demand 20-25m Euro. We would offer the lower end surely??
Tkixi might offer the full whack first this time and lower each subsequent bids, just to switch it up a bit.Well can't say if the above post was genuine or sarcastic. Lol
Edit : I meant the post you replied to. Lol
Think it was a sarcastic rant tbh!Well can't say if the above post was genuine or sarcastic. Lol
Edit : I meant the post you replied to.
Yea what I meant was why would they demand 20-25m Euro. We would offer the lower end surely??
What are you talking about?
£20million?
If we don’t walk straight in there and pay them the full asking price, frankly it’s embarrassing.
I don’t know what the fuck we’re playing at. It says £25million, so just pay it!
I find our useless attempts at negotiation every fucking summer embarrassing.
Txiki needs to stop pissing about and learn how to do his job, FFS!
None taken. Tried to stay off since Saturday as it’s getting a bit panicky on here.I know mate - and you’re spot on.
It’s hardly like negotiations run like this:
Stuttgart: We have our demands - you’ve seen what’s on Twitter. We insist on £20-25million - otherwise you may return to Manchester immediately!
City: erm - £20m then?’
Stuttgart: Well……….we were rather hoping for £25m, but as your offer falls within our bracket, we can’t very well refuse - deal!
Anyway - my post was intended as a parody, based on the negotiation geniuses who’ve been surfacing on the Cucurella thread over the last couple of days!
No offence intended.
It doesn't really land as a parody because it's much less extreme than the posts it's mocking!Anyway - my post was intended as a parody, based on the negotiation geniuses who’ve been surfacing on the Cucurella thread over the last couple of days!
It doesn't really land as a parody because it's much less extreme than the posts it's mocking!