Bournemouth (H) | Post-Match Thread

[Deleted member 77198]

Don't worry dear citizens, if this Haaland experiment doesn't work you can always send him to us, we will take care of him alongside Bernie

You couldn’t afford one of Erling’s boots never mind the entire player! Your club is a bigger joke than United have turned into!

 

[applecentral]

That’s brilliant news. I only ask because I could only lid
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[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

It was Smith, he should have been booked for his completely need less foul on Grealish but wasn't so then carried on with impunity to assault cancelo.

I just cannot understand where refs are with yellow cards. I was somewhat amazed that Coote (No 'n' in his name apparently) booked that shitehawk for the trip on Mahrez about five minutes in, and then let that turd of a full back put an extra bit of nastiness on every tackle. He was never gonna get the ball so when the City player passed it on he made the tackle when the ball was halfway to the new player, and most of the tackles were either a push in the back or a kick in the leg. I did mention that had Ferny been doing that all match he wouldn't have made the final whistle.

 

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I just cannot understand where refs are with yellow cards. I was somewhat amazed that Coote (No 'n' in his name apparently) booked that shitehawk for the trip on Mahrez about five minutes in, and then let that turd of a full back put an extra bit of nastiness on every tackle. He was never gonna get the ball so when the City player passed it on he made the tackle when the ball was halfway to the new player, and most of the tackles were either a push in the back or a kick in the leg. I did mention that had Ferny been doing that all match he wouldn't have made the final whistle.

Agree, the Coote one was bizarre, he held his hand up and both players trotted off seemingly unphased. Thought we were in for an afternoon of yellow cards being flashed everywhere but as you say Smith's antics were ignored. He was seemingly living in the wild west where anything was allowed to go.

 

[Tokyo32]

And with that comment you’ve shown your football knowledge. There’s a reason Gundogan, KDB and Foden all scored and that’s due to the presence of an out and out frightening centre forward. Half the goals we score all season will be down to him just being around the area.

Don’t think it is fair to say they scored because of him.

 

[Norbiton]

Apologies if Ive missed something but I was under the impression you could substitute 5 players but only at 3 separate occasions , we did it in 4

Three times during play I think. Our first was at half time so didn’t count towards that

 

[Dodgy Gangster]

I think that's what you call an imperious display. The heart warming reception for Bernardo was worth the entrance fee alone.

 

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I think that's what you call an imperious display. The heart warming reception for Bernardo was worth the entrance fee alone.

Yes. I teally don't want him to go, not just yet anyway, one more season Bernie please (at least), just think of that nice new kitchen with the marble surfaces.

 

[minimalistic]

I'll take the 4:0 today but it's a shame Haaland didn't make the score sheet although an assist is pretty good too. I think once we are back to normal temperatures we'll start hitting our stride.

 

[Cotontoquinn]

Yes. I teally don't want him to go, not just yet anyway, one more season Bernie please (at least), just think of that nice new kitchen with the marble surfaces.

It will all hinge on energy costs. That nice new Manchester kitchen may cost a small fortune to be fitted and an absolute fortune to run.
A similar kitchen in Barcelona will be provided by Barca and all the hot air needed for his air fryer will be free.
Only thing that will convince him to stay - A statue…