daveduke67
Well-Known Member
Reports suggest that his Mother was inadvertantly to blame.
When the boy had just finished his second one his Mother coincidentally knocked on his bedroom door.
'What you doing sweetheart' she asked,
Being a bit of a literal smartarse he muttered under his breath 'just had two wanks'
Not hearing what he said his Mother said 'Come again?'
So he did and unfortunately this scenario was repeathed throughout the day and into the early evening.
Fortunately he had already passed when his Mother stubbed her toe as she entered his room and shrieked 'Ouch - fuck me!'
When the boy had just finished his second one his Mother coincidentally knocked on his bedroom door.
'What you doing sweetheart' she asked,
Being a bit of a literal smartarse he muttered under his breath 'just had two wanks'
Not hearing what he said his Mother said 'Come again?'
So he did and unfortunately this scenario was repeathed throughout the day and into the early evening.
Fortunately he had already passed when his Mother stubbed her toe as she entered his room and shrieked 'Ouch - fuck me!'