"Boy dies after masturbating 42 times"

[daveduke67]

Reports suggest that his Mother was inadvertantly to blame.

When the boy had just finished his second one his Mother coincidentally knocked on his bedroom door.
'What you doing sweetheart' she asked,
Being a bit of a literal smartarse he muttered under his breath 'just had two wanks'
Not hearing what he said his Mother said 'Come again?'

So he did and unfortunately this scenario was repeathed throughout the day and into the early evening.

Fortunately he had already passed when his Mother stubbed her toe as she entered his room and shrieked 'Ouch - fuck me!'

 

[Kakhaber Tskhadadze K.O.T.A.]

The boy was said to be on a special diet of Viagra & prunes ....... however the side effects were that he did not know if he was coming or going

 

[bear in blue]

im a fan of that man

 

[ElanJo]

he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics,

lolwut

 

[Maintainin]

im a fan of that man

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

im a fan of that man

Hanging.

 

[Manchester la la la la]

"Boy dies after masturbating 42 times"

Guess he said to god... 'cum at me bro'

 

[balkanno]

he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics,

lolwut

wtf?

 

[Maintainin]

im a fan of that man

Hanging.

...less rist i spose !

 

[andy h]

"A valiant attempt to get into the Guiness Book of World Records. It is a shame that he missed the record by one tug" commented official spokesman Nobbis MuckSquirter.