"Boy dies after masturbating 42 times"

[MadchesterCity]

pull the other one

 

[sixlashes]

does anyone know what site he was watchin?


just curious like.

 

[MCC]

60 seconds highlights from White Hart Lane on repeat.

It could have happened to any of us.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

60 seconds highlights from White Hart Lane on repeat.

It could have happened to any of us.

I had 3 just watching it once.

 

[u2fme2]

bloody hell, i wish

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

SkyBlueFlux
Douglas Adams would be proud.

Why? Surely this disproves that 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

Perhaps, or maybe having found the answer he is now in some kind of spiritual nirvana? I think that's where I'd be found after 42 rounds.

 

[Damocles]

It begs the question, who exactly was keeping count?

 

[Cellarite]

How do they know it was 42 times? It's not like you have a counter on your knob that clicks every time you snap one off.

in a recent dream i visited god who showed me around heaven. i noticed that the walls in god's house were covered in clocks, each one with the name of someone i know. "oh look, glen quagmire's clock just whizzed round an hour"

"yes" said god "he's just had a wank, everytime you do, you lose an hour from your life."

"bloody hell, lucky toma's has just whizzed round 2 hours"

"yes" replied god "he's been reading your babe actresses thread and knocked 2 wanks out."

"where is stony's clock, god?" i asked.

"we keep that in the kitchen as a fan."

 

[cantona01]

Lots of wanking >>>>> Friction>>>>>>Spontanious Human Combustion.

Legendary Mystery solved

 

[tueartsboots]

42 wanks, well it had to cum to an end at some point.