"Boy dies after masturbating 42 times"

[talkativesprout]

Would be a nice touch to have his sock mounted.

You could tie it to the end of a stick and use it for ice hockey.

Tie it to a pole at the end of a flying school runway. confuse the fuck out of the instructors

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Douglas Adams would be proud.

 

[tueartsboots]

Douglas Adams would be proud.

Why? Surely this disproves that 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Wanking is though.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

His bedsheet is being touted as the new Turin shroud.

 

[talkativesprout]

His bedsheet is being touted as the new Tuggin shroud.

Edited for accuracy

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I guess it just goes to prove that masturbation can be a wristy business.

 

[MCC]

One helluva session for the lad to get to 42 in an innings.

The last few must have just been pure salt.

 

[talkativesprout]

Said on the news he was part of the Brazilian olmypic masturbation team, no ther news other than he had pulled out.

 

[Maintainin]