Breaking up with someone

[Summerbuzz]

"If it were done when 'tis done,
then 'twere well it were done quickly."

Macbeth

Things turned out pretty well for him in the end, as I remember.

 

[Indaparkside]

she's seeing someone who has a very low sex drive and can't sort her out. Hopefully she'll dump him soon and come back for some unfinished business.

Just because he has a small cock and comes quicker than Kyle Walker, @Tim of the Oak isn’t a bad lad:)

 

[lazerblue]

surely it must entail bricks, fire, and back doors

 

[Blue Mist]

surely it must entail bricks, fire, and back doors

Sadly no because I think the OP owns the house, oh hang on, what about he smashes her back doors in, bricks the windows, torches the house and then claims on the insurance, as Hot Chocolate said, everyones a winner baby




Except the girlfriend but pffft.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I finished with a girl once because her flaps had the wing span of a pterodactyl, I didn't say it was that but I think we both knew.

You know the rules....