Breaking up with someone

[journolud]

Has anyone demanded pics yet? That might change the advice you get

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Never been any good at this.

 

[johnnytapia]

What do you guys think is the kindest most compassionate way, and I am not going to say it's not you it's me

I spent 6 years in a truly ruinous relationship where I constantly threatened to walk away. I knew it wasn’t right but I was like a moth to the flame, drawn inexorably back to a life of argument, bitterness and rancour. Did I love her? Certainly. Was it worth pursuing? No. Did it almost kill me when we finally called it a day and she left me for someone else? Yes. So, ac a 53 yr old bloke who is now happily, very happily married with 2 kids, I can’t emphasise enough: if it ain’t the one, don’t waste a solitary second.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

What do you guys think is the kindest most compassionate way, and I am not going to say it's not you it's me

Impeachment.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

What do you guys think is the kindest most compassionate way, and I am not going to say it's not you it's me

Just tell her to fuck off

 

[dobingsdobber]

Never done it - too soft. Always me that gets binned. I tend to find out via solicitors letter. Quite cold.

Put some woolly socks on.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Have sex with her mother.

Have sex with her father

 

[dobingsdobber]

I finished with a girl once because her flaps had the wing span of a pterodactyl, I didn't say it was that but I think we both knew.

Jeez,where did she buy her knickers?

 

[ysmsa]

She demands every minute of my time as soon as I finish work, for me this is like dealing with two lockdowns haha

Overtime is the answer.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Never been any good at this.

I think people who find this hard, usually have good taste in women. The woman they’re going to finish with are usually a lovely girl with a great personality, so you feel like a right twat having to hurt such a nice girl.

Whenever I’ve been out with one of those fucking head cases with split personalities, fine one minute, mental the next, and the threat of them cutting all the arms and legs off my clothes, or stabbing me... it’s fucking piss easy! I think I’ve even said the words “listen, love, just fuck off and never speak to me again”!

But I’ve dragged on a relationship with a nice girl for a good four months even though I know I’m going to finish it, they’re just too nice to hurt. Which is actually crueller than just doing it, but it’s not that easy when they’re nice.