Breaking up with someone

[mike1923]

I’ll text her and tell her you’ve died, if you want

 

[Metal Biker]

Single women right now have nothing to do right now, it doesn't require much effort.....

What do you mean they have nothing to do?

There are Netflix series that need to be binge watched!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I’ll text her and tell her you’ve died, if you want

That's the great thing about BM, we all think of each other.

 

[lafitz2008]

I finished with a girl once because her flaps had the wing span of a pterodactyl, I didn't say it was that but I think we both knew.

 

[KS55]

Girl comes home.
Fellah: "Hello darling. Fancy one last fuck before you leave?"

 

[Stoned Rose]

Never done it - too soft. Always me that gets binned. I tend to find out via solicitors letter. Quite cold.

Good job you've got that coat then.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Calling a lady by the wrong name whilst bumming her has worked for me in the past.

Pics?

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Never done it - too soft. Always me that gets binned. I tend to find out via solicitors letter. Quite cold.

That made me laugh out loud! Ha ha

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Calling a lady by the wrong name whilst bumming her has worked for me in the past.

I think she would have been ok with it had you not been calling her Dave.

 

[Saxmundham Blue]