PannickAtTheDisco
Well-Known Member
never got the fuss. Hate bars where the logo and/or name of the beer isn't on a pump in front of you.
That’s the Layer Cake. I loved it but one per session is enoughI drank one of those before, marshmallow and chocolate
It was sickly
Get some flat Carling Black Label, stick it in a brown bottle, give it a jaunty title on a brightly coloured label that's going to appeal to some bearded 30something who works in IT, make up a bullshit backstory about it being "born on the mean streets of St.Ives, how imbibing this fine brew will provide nourishment and wellbeing to your culturally rich yet emotionally devoid life. The holistic combination of local spices (Onions,potatoes and carrots) and our very own Cornish sewer juice will provide you with all of the goodness you need to live a long and vacuous life".
Watch all the hipster dudes flock to buy it, pontificate about it on a hipster IPA forum somewhere and tell each other how it has enriched their soul and although its way overpriced they'd still buy another case of the shite because it looks good on the side of their kitchenette in their equally over priced rented apartment in a city centre somewhere.
Jesus Christ, is there any worse word to have emerged in the last 10 years or so? I swear I never heard anyone say that until fairly recently.But what about the mouthfeel?