Camera up bum next week.

If your going to wythenshawe they do a nice selection of biscuits to have with your brew afterwards
 
Taximania said:
Every one says they have had an anal probe and yet only one cellarite said what for
Do you all have the same problems
Because maybe if not then ones mans pain and discomfort may not be the same for another cellarite

Be nice if peeps could say I had a an anal probe because ......
Then it might help peeps who are waiting for a different anal probing to evaluate their inevitable fate and potential pain threshold if any

Dislaimer (I am not currently at this time awaiting any anal probing)

And no tales of alien abduction please !
Should imagine most go initially thinking there's a chance of cancer, me personally I've got the Darren fletcher's
 
Taximania said:
happychappy said:
Taximania said:
Every one says they have had an anal probe and yet only one cellarite said what for
Do you all have the same problems
Because maybe if not then ones mans pain and discomfort may not be the same for another cellarite

Be nice if peeps could say I had a an anal probe because ......
Then it might help peeps who are waiting for a different anal probing to evaluate their inevitable fate and potential pain threshold if any

Dislaimer (I am not currently at this time awaiting any anal probing)

And no tales of alien abduction please !
Should imagine most go initially thinking there's a chance of cancer, me personally I've got the Darren fletcher's

The Darren fletchers ?
Non comprond'e

Again though pal no one has said why they have cctv up there bum #

They all say they have had it which is noble beyond believe
But mais oui mais oui
Why ?

They just wanted to get a high resolution, well lit view of their peripheral vision that they have everyday of their lives.



Head up their arses if you're slow today
 
Blood in stool, can be frightening if it is discovered while wiping after going to the toilet.

Never ignore blood in poo/ stool. Although it may not be a sign of something serious, it can be a symptom of some serious medical conditions.

If you find blood in your stool, go to your doctor/GP.
 
Found this, hope this clears up why people go for a camera up the back passage taxi.

Diverticular disease. Diverticula are small pouches that project from the colon wall. Usually diverticula don't cause problems, but sometimes they can bleed or become infected.

Anal fissure. A small cut or tear in the tissue lining the anus, similar to the cracks that occur in chapped lips or a paper cut. Fissures are often caused by passing a large, hard stool and can be painful.

Colitis. Inflammation of the colon. Among the more common causes are infections or inflammatory bowel disease.

Angiodysplasia. A condition in which fragile, abnormal blood vessels lead to bleeding.

Peptic ulcers. An open sore in the lining of the stomach or duodenum - the upper end of the small intestine. Many peptic ulcers are caused by infection with a bacterium called Helicobacter pylori (H. pylori). Long-term use or high doses of anti-inflammatory drugs such as aspirin, ibuprofen and naproxen can also cause ulcers.

Gastroenteritis. A viral or bacterial infection of the stomach and bowel, which your immune system will usually fight off after a few days. It can cause diarrhoea that contains traces of blood and mucous, as well as other symptoms such as vomiting and stomach cramps.

The one you dont want to find.
Polyps or cancer. Polyps are benign growths that can grow, bleed and become cancerous. More than 40,000 people are diagnosed with bowel cancer in the UK each year. It often causes bleeding that is not noticeable with the naked eye.

Oesophageal problems. Varices of the oesophagus or tears in the oesophagus can lead to severe blood loss
 
blueincy said:
Found this, hope this clears up why people go for a camera up the back passage taxi.

Diverticular disease. Diverticula are small pouches that project from the colon wall. Usually diverticula don't cause problems, but sometimes they can bleed or become infected.

Anal fissure. A small cut or tear in the tissue lining the anus, similar to the cracks that occur in chapped lips or a paper cut. Fissures are often caused by passing a large, hard stool and can be painful.

Colitis. Inflammation of the colon. Among the more common causes are infections or inflammatory bowel disease.

Angiodysplasia. A condition in which fragile, abnormal blood vessels lead to bleeding.

Peptic ulcers. An open sore in the lining of the stomach or duodenum - the upper end of the small intestine. Many peptic ulcers are caused by infection with a bacterium called Helicobacter pylori (H. pylori). Long-term use or high doses of anti-inflammatory drugs such as aspirin, ibuprofen and naproxen can also cause ulcers.

Gastroenteritis. A viral or bacterial infection of the stomach and bowel, which your immune system will usually fight off after a few days. It can cause diarrhoea that contains traces of blood and mucous, as well as other symptoms such as vomiting and stomach cramps.

The one you dont want to find.
Polyps or cancer. Polyps are benign growths that can grow, bleed and become cancerous. More than 40,000 people are diagnosed with bowel cancer in the UK each year. It often causes bleeding that is not noticeable with the naked eye.

Oesophageal problems. Varices of the oesophagus or tears in the oesophagus can lead to severe blood loss

Tears in the oesophagus - oh my, then I'd better stop lapping up those delicious salty ones that my red friends have been excreting of late .
 
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Tears in the oesophagus - oh my, then I'd better stop lapping up those delicious salty ones that my red friends have been excreting of late .[/quote]

There would have been more delicious salty ones if Nolan's nose wouldn't of been ajudged by a dodgy lino offside.
 

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