Can I ask you a question?

[gazhinio]

People who say, "I just say it how it is" drive me fookin mad!!!.
Also people who name drop irritate me too, for e.g. my mate at work never stops banging on about minor celebs hes bumped , his great mates include mani from the stone roses, david bentley and ched evens!!.
Fuc**ng tw*ts

 

[tyqmvko]

Really pisses me off when people say "Can I ask you a question?" and before I've had time to say "No" they start asking me the fcukin' question.
What similar things get up your nose?

Annoying at school when people ask "Can I borrow your pen?" and before you even say yes or no, they have taken it..

Another one is when someone says "Guess what?" and they tell you what they want to say straight after it without giving you chance to reply!

One I had at school was "Can I borrow you a pen". What the fuck does that mean!?!?

Haha, that sounds more like they are asking you if you want to borrow one of their pens. But why would someone ask that? And besides, shouldn't it then be "Can I lend you a pen?".

 

[Always Ali]

Cnuts who say "I'm looking forward to next week................." in some desperate attempt to get you to say "why is that then". Fuck off you knob if you want to tell me where your going just say so!

 

[Jay Division]

Really pisses me off when people say "Can I ask you a question?" and before I've had time to say "No" they start asking me the fcukin' question.
What similar things get up your nose?

Annoying at school when people ask "Can I borrow your pen?" and before you even say yes or no, they have taken it..

Another one is when someone says "Guess what?" and they tell you what they want to say straight after it without giving you chance to reply!

One I had at school was "Can I borrow you a pen". What the fuck does that mean!?!?

Haha, that sounds more like they are asking you if you want to borrow one of their pens. But why would someone ask that? And besides, shouldn't it then be "Can I lend you a pen?".

Hah! I know, long time ago now. Thankfully people have their own equipment at college! lol.

 

[rhysonaldinho]

"Can you lend us 20p"
most of the chavs used to say this all the time in school. as if they ever intended to return the 20p

 

[tyqmvko]

Another one that my friend says a lot is "You just wait until I...". He then ends the sentence talking about a game he is going to buy or a computer accessory. But why would I have to wait for him to get the game he wants or whatever? :P

 

[Bluebird1]

Another one ... 'I turned round and said'.

Why did they have to turn round, were they standing with their back to them?

 

[Biginoil]

"what are you thinking about?"

To which the answer 'Mind you're own business, you nosey woman' always seems to result in a cold night on the couch.

 

[mcem]

Another one ... 'I turned round and said'.

Why did they have to turn round, were they standing with their back to them?

This!!

 

[tyqmvko]

When a person is crying or has hurt themselves and someone runs up and asks "Are you okay?". Well of course they are not okay!