Can I ask you a question?

[Stuart]

NQT , listen to james milner being interviewed , as a prime example of the 'you know' syndrome , lol .

 

[tyqmvko]

NQT , listen to james milner being interviewed , as a prime example of the 'you know' syndrome , lol .

Or Joe Cole: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10FYrH-cEwE

 

[bluemoonchick]

my pet hate is people who say "if i tell you something will you promise not to tell anyone?"

No i dont promise, because once you know something's a secret you instinctly want to talk about.

 

[nelsons willie]

An asian guy stopped me in ashton 1 day.he could hardly speak english but had a piece of paper in his hand with the address he was looking for.being the helpful chap i am i perused this scrap of paper....id heard of the street, in fact i was sure i passed it everyday but just couldnt place it.after a lot of headscratching and the guy waving his arms around a lot i sent him up towards the hospital.Later on as i wobbled home i saw the street he was looking for.He had actually stopped me as i was stood underneath the street sign.

 

[BingoBango]

People who say, "I just say it how it is" drive me fookin mad!!!.
Also people who name drop irritate me too, for e.g. my mate at work never stops banging on about minor celebs hes bumped , his great mates include mani from the stone roses, david bentley and ched evens!!.
Fuc**ng tw*ts

Yes! They are twats.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Cnuts who say "I'm looking forward to next week................." in some desperate attempt to get you to say "why is that then". Fuck off you knob if you want to tell me where your going just say so!

Hahaha. this!!! Especially on facebook "So and so can't wait for next week" and then waits to see how many people they can get to ask why. Well tough shit, you are going to have to wait, and nobody wants to hear about it all bloody week long.

 

[Brucie Bonus]

It's "may I ask you a question", and "may I go to the toilet", and "may I borrow" ffs: ability is not the issue, is it?

"I personally", or "personally I", and "I feel" rather than "I think" are all horrible.

 

[Mr Partridge]

It always annoys me when people say "what you see is what you get with me" what the hell does that mean?!

Also, when people say "I don't take any shit off anyone!" it's usually people with a hell of an attitude problem!

 

[GStar]

NQT , listen to james milner being interviewed , as a prime example of the 'you know' syndrome , lol .

Or Joe Cole: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10FYrH-cEwE

People who post smilies in every single post.

 

[PistonBlue]

"I'm just looking"

Salesman will know what i mean, ffs come up with somthing different fgs!!

Salesman who ask me if I need any help when I'm clearly just fuckin lookin! If I want the help of a pink tied spikey haired nob I'll find one and ask him!