Can I ask you a question?

GStar said:
tyqmvko said:
Stuart said:
NQT , listen to james milner being interviewed , as a prime example of the 'you know' syndrome , lol .

Or Joe Cole: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10FYrH-cEwE

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People who post smilies in every single post.

People who don't actually check all of my posts on this site to confirm that.
 
tyqmvko said:
Stuart said:
NQT , listen to james milner being interviewed , as a prime example of the 'you know' syndrome , lol .

Or Joe Cole: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10FYrH-cEwE

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Or Sir Joey of Huyton

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Robbo. said:
"I'm just looking"

Salesman will know what i mean, ffs come up with somthing different fgs!!
i love this it's the most predictable answer in the world

not to forget the odd swerve ball

"I'm just browsing"
 
Brucie Bonus said:
"I personally", or "personally I", and "I feel" rather than "I think" are all horrible.
How would one articulate their own perceptions and reasoning of a particular subject in a satisfactory manner? If they believed something was of their own opinion and expressed it as such, aren't those choices of phrase acceptable?

Anyway, I hate:

"I thought to myself"
 
"Would you like a bag?"...

A few weeks ago, I had this question in my local Sainsbury's, after putting down a large basket of shopping at the till. I had no accessories that could be seen that could be used as a carrier. I don't what irked me so, that I replied..

"Do you know, I don't actually feel like juggling it home today...!" He went beetroot red.

Poor lad was only doing his job and I felt like a right cnut afterwards!
 
BlueMooner87 said:
Robbo. said:
"I'm just looking"

Salesman will know what i mean, ffs come up with somthing different fgs!!
i love this it's the most predictable answer in the world

not to forget the odd swerve ball

"I'm just browsing"

Yeah, I much prefer telling salesmen to "Fuck off out of my face!"
 
Bigga said:
"Would you like a bag?"...

A few weeks ago, I had this question in my local Sainsbury's, after putting down a large basket of shopping at the till. I had no accessories that could be seen that could be used as a carrier. I don't what irked me so, that I replied..

"Do you know, I don't actually feel like juggling it home today...!" He went beetroot red.

Poor lad was only doing his job and I felt like a right cnut afterwards!
Like buying 7 pints of beer and the barman saying, "Would you like a tray?"

Don't you think I've got enough to carry?
 
One that used to happen years back when someone saw you with a watch on "Excuse me have you got the right time?"

No I just wear this thing for f***ing novelty value
 

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