Can I ask you a question?

[NPBlue]

'Yes, mate!

No, I'm not your mate. I am someone who has entered your emporium fully prepared to spend thousands of pounds, and would like the traditional 'May I help you'.

I'm not asking to be called sir, but being called 'mate' really does irritate me.

You're so right mate!
































see what i did there?

No mate.

 

[BlueMooner87]

"I'm just looking"

Salesman will know what i mean, ffs come up with somthing different fgs!!

Salesman who ask me if I need any help when I'm clearly just fuckin lookin! If I want the help of a pink tied spikey haired nob I'll find one and ask him!

What the fuck are you looking for!! you funking imbread fuck whick, look at some shoes or a table not fucking on here, it our job to aproch YOU, you deluded twats. But when we dont approch you, then you say "Oh so you dont want to sell me anything then" FFS you twats fuck off and stay at home. People who say "im just looking" are really thick as fuck and dont have a convo in them or the bollocks to talk to sales people, because there shit houses.

I used to work in car sales and if people had a bad attitude and replied "I'm Just Looking" in an arsey manner a good responce was "well try trafford centre car park they mave a much better selection to look at than us" worked a treat

 

[PistonBlue]

"I'm just looking"

Salesman will know what i mean, ffs come up with somthing different fgs!!

Salesman who ask me if I need any help when I'm clearly just fuckin lookin! If I want the help of a pink tied spikey haired nob I'll find one and ask him!

What the fuck are you looking for!! you funking imbread fuck whick, look at some shoes or a table not fucking on here, it our job to aproch YOU, you deluded twats. But when we dont approch you, then you say "Oh so you dont want to sell me anything then" FFS you twats fuck off and stay at home. People who say "im just looking" are really thick as fuck and dont have a convo in them or the bollocks to talk to sales people, because there shit houses.

Pmsl
People don't want to talk to salespeople, or should I say listen to salespeople because your all up yer own arses (spiky hair, pink tie?). You start off being polite then when we don't fall for your bullshit you get all arsey about it.

If for instance I'm looking for a pair of shoes, then I'll just look at them til I see some I like, then I'll find some nob who has no formal qualifications but thinks he looks the bollocks in a pink shirt, and tell him to get me a pair of size 9's so I can try them on. I don't need or want to have a conversation with you about what fucking shoes you think I should buy!

Fig 1.
A fuckwitted cock. I rest my case.

 

[Stuart]

spot on piston . i've got eyes , i can dress myself and pick out my own style of clothing/footwear . all i need to know is if the size i require is in stock , and if it's not got a price marked up on the item , how much ? .
fucking simple . don't need to engage conversation about anything else .
wind your neck in robbo, lol

 

[BlueMooner87]

Piston you are falling for the stereotype, which in most cases is quite accurate but to be honest as a salesperson, I find the best way to treat potential customers is exactly the way they want to be treated I approcah customers once and only once (in most cases) only soo my boss couldnt give me a bollocking, and to be honest salesperson's patter doesnt work anymore, apart from on vunerable people, the easiest way to sell is to build rapport and trust me it works I had customers that loved me because it was the easiest car purchase of their life (shame i got sacked eh) and I made a mint

 

[Kippax.]

"I'm just looking"

Salesman will know what i mean, ffs come up with somthing different fgs!!

Salesman who ask me if I need any help when I'm clearly just fuckin lookin! If I want the help of a pink tied spikey haired nob I'll find one and ask him!

What the fuck are you looking for!! you funking imbread fuck whick, look at some shoes or a table not fucking on here, it our job to aproch YOU, you deluded twats. But when we dont approch you, then you say "Oh so you dont want to sell me anything then" FFS you twats fuck off and stay at home. People who say "im just looking" are really thick as fuck and dont have a convo in them or the bollocks to talk to sales people, because there shit houses.

Pmsl
People don't want to talk to salespeople, or should I say listen to salespeople because your all up yer own arses (spiky hair, pink tie?). You start off being polite then when we don't fall for your bullshit you get all arsey about it.

If for instance I'm looking for a pair of shoes, then I'll just look at them til I see some I like, then I'll find some nob who has no formal qualifications but thinks he looks the bollocks in a pink shirt, and tell him to get me a pair of size 9's so I can try them on. I don't need or want to have a conversation with you about what fucking shoes you think I should buy!

Fig 1.
A fuckwitted cock. I rest my case.

I assure you I don’t sell shoes, and probably earn more than you in 1 year than you do in 10 :)

 

[BlueMooner87]

fuckinell robbo your not doing us salesman and favours with an attitude like that, what do you sell? where do you work?

 

[Stuart]

is that aimed at me robbo ?

 

[johnmc]

Your all cunts

 

[Kippax.]

is that aimed at me robbo ?

no, but probably is the word I used. It was the "then I'll find some nob who has no formal qualifications" that got my back up as Piston doen't clearly know much about diff. sales people and the shit loads of money they can earn.