Can I ask you a question?

[mr t]

Really pisses me off when people say "Can I ask you a question?" and before I've had time to say "No" they start asking me the fcukin' question.
What similar things get up your nose?

I hate people who tell me what they earn - why do they need to tell me?

 

[mammutly]

Really pisses me off when people say "Can I ask you a question?" and before I've had time to say "No" they start asking me the fcukin' question.
What similar things get up your nose?

I hate people who tell me what they earn - why do they need to tell me?

How much are you on?

 

[GStar]

NQT , listen to james milner being interviewed , as a prime example of the 'you know' syndrome , lol .

Or Joe Cole: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10FYrH-cEwE

People who post smilies in every single post.

People who don't actually check all of my posts on this site to confirm that.

People without a sense of humour who take everything literally.

 

[bluereddish]

People of the fair gender who exclaim "Fcuk Me!" and when you start the negotiations as to when and where you should take them up on their invitation, they suddenly adopt a highly moral stance and regard you as a perv although they started it.

 

[simonk]

have you got a spare cig?

er, got cigs but didnt buy 20 thinking I want 16, meaning 4 spare I simply dont know what I will do with.

 

[Kippax.]

"I'm just looking"

Salesman will know what i mean, ffs come up with somthing different fgs!!

Salesman who ask me if I need any help when I'm clearly just fuckin lookin! If I want the help of a pink tied spikey haired nob I'll find one and ask him!

What the fuck are you looking for!! you funking imbread fuck whick, look at some shoes or a table not fucking on here, it our job to aproch YOU, you deluded twats. But when we dont approch you, then you say "Oh so you dont want to sell me anything then" FFS you twats fuck off and stay at home. People who say "im just looking" are really thick as fuck and dont have a convo in them or the bollocks to talk to sales people, because there shit houses.

 

[supercity36]

at my school weed is used quite a bit.. usually cant go a day without being asked for risla, a cig or if i wanna go in on some. wish theyd just feck off

 

[Kippax.]

"It's not you, It's me"

 

[NPBlue]

'Yes, mate!

No, I'm not your mate. I am someone who has entered your emporium fully prepared to spend thousands of pounds, and would like the traditional 'May I help you'.

I'm not asking to be called sir, but being called 'mate' really does irritate me.

 

[Kippax.]

'Yes, mate!

No, I'm not your mate. I am someone who has entered your emporium fully prepared to spend thousands of pounds, and would like the traditional 'May I help you'.

I'm not asking to be called sir, but being called 'mate' really does irritate me.

You're so right mate!
































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