Cannot believe this

[mcmanus]

Do not and I repeat do not go down on her tonight.

 

[stony]

It's probably best if you take a picture of her soiled knickers and post them on here. Just so the cellars forensic experts can determine exactly how much of a battering she's actually had.
For your peace of mind if nothing else.

 

[Challenger1978]

Do not and I repeat do not go down on her tonight.

THIS 100000000000000000000000% TIMES THIS

You don't want a strangers cream on your face.

 

[Blue Hefner]

I'm not so sure, some girls are hobbitual liars.

You seem to be a bit too 'supportive' of the snake in question BH... Are you a lady? If not; do you know where your other half is tonight?

Spoiler

Anyone else noticed that Corky doesn't seem to be online tonight?

Lock up your daughters.

I'm not a lady and I don't think I'm coming across as 'too supportive' . I'm just trying to offer some balance.

However, it does look like she might have been up to no good, but posting his concerns on a less than sensitive(at best) football forum probably isn't the best course of action.

And Mrs Hef is sat right nest to me

 

[Lavinda Past]

You seem to be a bit too 'supportive' of the snake in question BH... Are you a lady? If not; do you know where your other half is tonight?

Spoiler

Anyone else noticed that Corky doesn't seem to be online tonight?

Lock up your daughters.

I'm not a lady and I don't think I'm coming across as 'too supportive' . I'm just trying to offer some balance.

However, it does look like she might have been up to no good, but posting his concerns on a less than sensitive(at best) football forum probably isn't the best course of action.

And Mrs Hef is sat right nest to me

Good news. Evening Mrs Hef... Fancy going to see the Hobbit on Friday afternoon? (We need to be out of the cinema by 6pm)

;)

 

[peoffrey]

This is disappointing reading. I hope CTID1988 can spend time with good company tomorrow night and toast the start of 2014 OK. Sometimes you need to be thankful you got out of a situation before there were serious things to worry about like a child or a house.

 

[Challenger1978]

You seem to be a bit too 'supportive' of the snake in question BH... Are you a lady? If not; do you know where your other half is tonight?

Spoiler

Anyone else noticed that Corky doesn't seem to be online tonight?

Lock up your daughters.

I'm not a lady and I don't think I'm coming across as 'too supportive' . I'm just trying to offer some balance.

However, it does look like she might have been up to no good, but posting his concerns on a less than sensitive(at best) football forum probably isn't the best course of action.

And Mrs Hef is sat right nest to me

 

[Deleted member 58619]

Let's take this one step at a time....


1. Don't challenge her... Wait and see what she says
2. Call her a lying **** and tell her you're going to post all her nudie snaps on BM
3. Apply chloroform to the biatch.
4. Undress her and take more photos (ensuring that they meet BM rules)
5. Post photos to BM
6. PM andyhinch for advice on next action.

7. insert butt plug

8. Insert andy12hinch

 

[Lavinda Past]

This is disappointing reading. I hope CTID1988 can spend time with good company tomorrow night and toast the start of 2014 OK. Sometimes you need to be thankful you got out of a situation before there were serious things to worry about like a child or a house.

He should go and see the Hobbit with her dad.

That'd teach her.

 

[steviemc]

Only one way you can save this...

May need to lose a few teeth first tho.