Cannot believe this

[Lavinda Past]

I assume that no-one on here knows your girlfriend so i wouldn't listen to any specific 'advice'.

You now have a list of general suggestions and the cinema listings. If I was you I would stop posting on here and have a proper conversation with her, assuming she is interested.

I would doubt she is cheating on you at a cinema early in the evening. But then again, I don't know her

We all know what 'girlfriends' are like. She's just another one from the same mould.

Snakes with tits... They'll have any bloke they want at any time they want.

This one will be meeting her new bloke one evening this week, after giving the OP the elbow after he's spent a fortune on her on NYE.

 

[mancmackem]

I'd get her pics spread about on PM. Makes up for the pair of socks I got for Xmas, must have been a cnut this year!

 

[SWP's back]

I assume that no-one on here knows your girlfriend so i wouldn't listen to any specific 'advice'.

You now have a list of general suggestions and the cinema listings. If I was you I would stop posting on here and have a proper conversation with her, assuming she is interested.

I would doubt she is cheating on you at a cinema early in the evening. But then again, I don't know her

I do. Now.

 

[andyhinch]

Perhaps it's just me, but why would anyone want to share this, especially in this forum, it's the equivalent to roaming around town with sign on your back saying "Punch me"

It's not like he is going to get good advice, beyond kick her back doors in

I despair I really do

I think you're selling a fair few users short there. Obviously you get the ones making jokes but there are also always those with good advice to give on whatever the subject may be as well.

Really?

It could be a first:)
Back on topic any pics can be PM'd the more disgusting the better.

 

[steviemc]

I'd get her pics spread about on PM. Makes up for the pair of socks I got for Xmas, must have been a cnut this year!

Agreed, they can always be deleted if she turns out to be innocent ;-)

 

[Blue Hefner]

I would doubt she is cheating on you at a cinema early in the evening. But then again, I don't know her

I'm not so sure, some girls are hobbitual liars.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I would doubt she is cheating on you at a cinema early in the evening. But then again, I don't know her

I'm not so sure, some girls are hobbitual liars.

You seem to be a bit too 'supportive' of the snake in question BH... Are you a lady? If not; do you know where your other half is tonight?

Spoiler

Anyone else noticed that Corky doesn't seem to be online tonight?

Lock up your daughters.

 

[stony]

You're all a bunch of cunts. How would you like it if your girlfriend went missing, blatantly lied to you about where she's been and couldn't even be arsed about giving a good excuse.
Poor lad. She's going to come home with her knickers in her handbag, absolutely reeking of cock and all you lot do is take the piss. Have some heart you wankers.

 

[Challenger1978]

Let's take this one step at a time....


1. Don't challenge her... Wait and see what she says
2. Call her a lying **** and tell her you're going to post all her nudie snaps on BM
3. Apply chloroform to the biatch.
4. Undress her and take more photos (ensuring that they meet BM rules)
5. Post photos to BM
6. PM andyhinch for advice on next action.

7. insert butt plug

Why would he want to wear a butt plug?

If he's asking andyhinch for advice somewhere along the way inserting butt plugs will come up.

 

[Lavinda Past]

You're all a bunch of *****. How would you like it if your girlfriend went missing, blatantly lied to you about where she's been and couldn't even be arsed about giving a good excuse.
Poor lad. She's going to come home with her knickers in her handbag, absolutely reeking of cock and all you lot do is take the piss. Have some heart you wankers.

Fair point Stony...

Happy New Year CTID1988

There, that should make him feel better. I know I do.