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[kippax88]

My attempt

 

[Paintedblue]

Tevez: How the hell Im I ever going to understand this ball man.

 

[Paintedblue]

Tevez: How the hell Im I ever going to understand this bald man.

 

[Paintedblue]

Stevie: Its not funny guys....I've really burnt the top of my head.

 

[blue 1992]

Stevie: ' then i scored against sunderland a couple of season ago and pulled my pants down'

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Stevie to tevez: ' y are you lookin at me in that way carlos??'

 

[Bluemoonbaldboy]

the rest to Ireland ha ha Gareth didn't say Simon says Im a little tea pot!!!

 

[mb1977]

"...apparently these tops were gonna be Newcastles new away, but they werent classy enough so went with the custard cream design instead...

 

[UNCLE MORT]

'Aw, c'mon now lads.....just where have you buried me friggin new watch.'

 

[Zubrman]

Gareth: "Is it true Micah drove this digger all the way here?"

Superman: "Nah, Swine Flu."

 

[Brian]

Stevie - so when I said we'd tarmac his drive Ididn't know it was this feckin big