Well since you ask:-
Sat 23/01/19 (07:00) Start Journey by car to Crewe
Sat 23/01/19-(09:00) Leave dog with Rag brother in law and wish him luck against the dippers, generally berate him about how s**t they are and how good we are (pointing out that this will be our 3rd trip to Wembley since they last went)
Sat 23/01/19 (11:00) Commence journey to Crewe train station by taxi.
Sat 23/01/19 (11:25) Embark the train to London, Euston.
Sat 23/01/19 (13:30) Check in to the Meliah White House Hotel, Albany Street, Regents Park, London.
Sat 23/01/19 (13:35-19:30) TBC
Sat 23/01/19 (19:30) Watch "Caroline, or change" at the Playhouse Theatre, Northumberland Avenue, London.
Sun 24/01/19 (08:00) Eat a LOT of breakfast at the hotel.
Sun 24/01/19 (at some point) Enter The Green Man, Euston Road, London
Sun 24/01/19 (14:05) Commence watching United smash Liverpool, thus re-confirming us as favourites for the league.
Sun 24/01/19 (14:50) Safe in the knowledge that there is no way back for Liverpool, commence journey from Great Porrtland Street tube station to Wembley.
Sun 24/01/19 (16:00) Watch some pissed up t**t cause the emergency stop button to be pressed on a Wembley Stadium escalator.
Sun 24/01/19 (16-01-16:20) Fight my way to my seat without the use of escalators!
Sun 24/01/19 (16:30) Watch the greatest team of all team confidently beat Spurs/Chelsea (delete where appropriate)
Sun 24/01/19 (18:30) Watch the boys in blue lift the trophy.
Sun 24/01/19 (19:00) Commence journey home.