If he stays, fine. If he goes, fine - but it will be on our terms and our terms alone.
Just like when Bacon Face was humiliated and schooled in the realities of life outside the closeted world of football by Magnier and McManus, Carlos and his twat of an agent will find they are well and truly out of their league if they try and come the twat with our owners.
We are in a position where nobody is indispensable or irreplaceable.
And to the lurking shitehawks from Rag Soupkitchen etc, consider the fact that at least our fans have some dignity.
If we were rat-faced rag tramps, we would already have tucked our trackie bottoms into our white socks, put on our best black coat from the market and gathered outside his house, lookin well ard, innit, while our mum made a banner calling him a whore.