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Cash point tips!
- Thread starter Bojinov The Bull
- Start date
peoffrey
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GSW Blue said:When I have completed my transaction I always say "thank you" to the man in the box.
If that's not a parody thread waiting to happen then I don't know what is!
This tip is bollocks by the way. It isn't true. If anything, you'd be so frightened at being held against your will at a cashpoint machine that being able to input your pin number backwards would be the last thing you're capable of.
blue wang
Well-Known Member
dont put your pecker in thee machine,, just dont, no matter how tempiting
you will be short changed
you will be short changed
Bojinov The Bull said:Tip number 1: If you are ever forced at gun point to take cash out all you need to do is type your PIN in reverse and the police will be alerted. The only drawback is if your PIN is say 8888.
No the other drawback is having alerted the police it will take them 5 hours to respond, by which time you have been gang raped, shot and robbed of £50 by three different gangs.
Tip no. 2. When people give light hearted tips for a bit of a laugh, don't make a fool of yourself by pointing out their tip won't work.
Tip no. 3. Only ever refer to an ATM as a Cashpoint if you are using a LloydsTSB machine. They hold the copyright and will probably sue you for several thousand pounds if you try claiming you used a Barclays/HSBC etc. Cashpoint.
Tip no. 4. Don't be fooled into thinking the whirling sound as the machine counts your money is the machine counting your money. This is a noise added for no purpose whatsoever other than to make stupid people think the machine is counting their money so they don't forget why they are there, mid transaction and walk off.
Tip no. 3. Only ever refer to an ATM as a Cashpoint if you are using a LloydsTSB machine. They hold the copyright and will probably sue you for several thousand pounds if you try claiming you used a Barclays/HSBC etc. Cashpoint.
Tip no. 4. Don't be fooled into thinking the whirling sound as the machine counts your money is the machine counting your money. This is a noise added for no purpose whatsoever other than to make stupid people think the machine is counting their money so they don't forget why they are there, mid transaction and walk off.
whp.blue
Well-Known Member
sniff said:Bojinov The Bull said:Tip number 1: If you are ever forced at gun point to take cash out all you need to do is type your PIN in reverse and the police will be alerted. The only drawback is if your PIN is say 8888.
you have more chance of alerting the police by beaming your thoughts at the police station..
either that or through a ouija board once you have been shot.. prob the first thing that will happen once you put your pin backwards three times and your card is chomped..
chances are the police station will be shut so save your energy and just give them the cash!
urmston
Well-Known Member
When a banks has two or more cashpoints they should be labelled Men and Women like toilets.
This would speed things up for men.
This would speed things up for men.
ChrisNUFC
Well-Known Member
When faced with a choice of three Cash Machines you must always choose one of the end ones in order to avoid forcing someone to use the one next to you. In this respect they are much like urinals.