Cat Vs Dog

J4FOW said:
If you run over a dog, the law requires you to stop and report it to police.
You can run over a hundred cats and nobody gives a fuck.

Debate settled.

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J4FOW said:
BoyBlue_1985 said:
J4FOW said:
If you run over a dog, the law requires you to stop and report it to police.
You can run over a hundred cats and nobody gives a fuck.

Debate settled.

I would say the 100 owners who love the cats as same as the owners of the dog would care


Perhaps, but if they got a dog they'd soon cheer up

No they wouldn't, their house would stink and there'd be shit everywhere
 
My cat's really anti-social. It only pretends to be friendly until it's fed and it batters any other cat that comes near the house. But I've noticed that people who have dogs, their house always has a doggy smell. So I'd prefer cats.
 
anymore than 2sheiks said:
My cat's really anti-social. It only pretends to be friendly until it's fed and it batters any other cat that comes near the house. But I've noticed that people who have dogs, their house always has a doggy smell. So I'd prefer cats.

And the people smell as well.
 
rickmcfc said:
anymore than 2sheiks said:
My cat's really anti-social. It only pretends to be friendly until it's fed and it batters any other cat that comes near the house. But I've noticed that people who have dogs, their house always has a doggy smell. So I'd prefer cats.

And the people smell as well.

No we don't. You shouldn't make such generalisations.

Unfortunately my house sometimes has the odour of the litter tray that I have to have out for my nearly 18 year old cat who I don't allow out because of the seizures she has. That is usually more offensive than any possible smell of my dog.
 
Dogs have personalities. Every cat on the planet has the personality of a self-obsessed ****.
 
J4FOW said:
If you run over a dog, the law requires you to stop and report it to police.
You can run over a hundred cats and nobody gives a fuck.

Debate settled.


and if your dog damages a car after being hit the car owner can sue you for damages.

Put the dog on a lead!
 
Question,is the smell of wet dog in someones house worse than the smell of vomit ? I do know its fuckin disgusting .
 
dogs are thick. They chase sticks, where cats go fuck off you chucked it you go get it back.<br /><br />-- Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:50 pm --<br /><br />Dogs are great, i would love to pick up a steaming hot terd every time i have to take it out in the pissing rain.
 
tommybooth said:
dogs are thick. They chase sticks, where cats go fuck off you chucked it you go get it back.

-- Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:50 pm --

Dogs are great, i would love to pick up a steaming hot terd every time i have to take it out in the pissing rain.
you forgot to mention they can lick their balls mate! lick their balls!!!
 
des hardi said:
tommybooth said:
dogs are thick. They chase sticks, where cats go fuck off you chucked it you go get it back.

-- Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:50 pm --

Dogs are great, i would love to pick up a steaming hot terd every time i have to take it out in the pissing rain.
you forgot to mention they can lick their balls mate! lick their balls!!!

Don't be jealous mate. They'll probably let you if you give them a treat.
I haven't read all the answers but, has it been established yet that dogs are for men, and cats are for women?
 

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