Cat Vs Dog

Cats are for the Gays and single women with no hope of attracting a male partner because they treat their cats like a child and smell of cat piss.
 
tommybooth said:
dogs are thick. They chase sticks, where cats go fuck off you chucked it you go get it back.

-- Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:50 pm --

Dogs are great, i would love to pick up a steaming hot terd every time i have to take it out in the pissing rain.

Whereas cats just go and do theirs in someone else's garden for them to have to pick up.
 
Bluebird1 said:
tommybooth said:
dogs are thick. They chase sticks, where cats go fuck off you chucked it you go get it back.

-- Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:50 pm --

Dogs are great, i would love to pick up a steaming hot terd every time i have to take it out in the pissing rain.

Whereas cats just go and do theirs in someone else's garden for them to have to pick up.

just train your dog to do the same.
 
XxRachXx said:
BWTAC said:
Cats are for the Gays and single women with no hope of attracting a male partner because they treat their cats like a child and smell of cat piss.

Hmmm i dont know about that i dont find it to hard attracting males :)

Keeping them is a different matter though eh Rach? ;)
 
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BWTAC said:
XxRachXx said:
BWTAC said:
Cats are for the Gays and single women with no hope of attracting a male partner because they treat their cats like a child and smell of cat piss.

Hmmm i dont know about that i dont find it to hard attracting males :)

Keeping them is a different matter though eh Rach? ;)

Thats true i guess am to much for them to handle :P
 
Hottie: I love animals have you got any pets?
Man: Yes, I have a dog. Gets me out of the house every day and helps keeps me fit. Take him to the countyside every now and again and we have a long walk and call in a pub for some lunch and a warm by the fire if it's winter. In summer we go the beach and have a long walk as the sun goes down.
Hottie: Lets have sex. Now.


Hottie: I love animals have you got any pets.
Man(?): I have a cat. He sits on my lap and I stroke him and make him purr. He has his own cushion with his name on.
Hottie. Bye.


Cats are acceptable if you are
a) an OAP.
b) have limited mobility.
c) A partnerless (and laways likely to be) Susan Boyle type of lady.
d) A friend of Dorothy.
 

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