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Cat Vs Dog
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Who needs to lick their own balls when you can get your dog to lick your balls?<br /><br />-- Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:09 pm --<br /><br />des hardi said:smelly jealous people who cant lick their own balls ! ;)Thenumber1blue said:I think in general,dogs are for smelly people!
I have a dog to keep people like you from visiting.peoffrey said:Cat for me. They earn their keep by keeping the house vermin free and are less high maintenance than Dogs. I visit people who have Dogs and am tired of them within an hour.
BWTAC
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peoffrey said:Cat for me. They earn their keep by keeping the house vermin free and are less high maintenance than Dogs. I visit people who have Dogs and am tired of them within an hour.
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Ha. You woman.peoffrey said:SWP's back said:I have a dog to keep people like you from visiting.
That's no way to talk about your Mrs.
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Cats are shit!
They eat, sleep, shit and on occasions get run over by cars! I for one don't feel guilty for kicking then whenever I see one in the road!!
You ever hear of a police cat? No cause it would just sit there not giving a fuck and walk to where ever there was food!!
My mate had a cat and one day it was getting obese he assumed it was a tumour or something but later found out that it was just fucking off nextdoor for some free food, It went missing not long ago so he assumed it's dead somewhere I reckon it's just fucked off to someone elses house!!
That's cats for ya, no loyalty!
Cat's are for United fans
Dog's are for blues!!
They eat, sleep, shit and on occasions get run over by cars! I for one don't feel guilty for kicking then whenever I see one in the road!!
You ever hear of a police cat? No cause it would just sit there not giving a fuck and walk to where ever there was food!!
My mate had a cat and one day it was getting obese he assumed it was a tumour or something but later found out that it was just fucking off nextdoor for some free food, It went missing not long ago so he assumed it's dead somewhere I reckon it's just fucked off to someone elses house!!
That's cats for ya, no loyalty!
Cat's are for United fans
Dog's are for blues!!
XxRachXx
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Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:Cats are shit!
They eat, sleep, shit and on occasions get run over by cars! I for one don't feel guilty for kicking then whenever I see one in the road!!
You ever hear of a police cat? No cause it would just sit there not giving a fuck and walk to where ever there was food!!
My mate had a cat and one day it was getting obese he assumed it was a tumour or something but later found out that it was just fucking off nextdoor for some free food, It went missing not long ago so he assumed it's dead somewhere I reckon it's just fucked off to someone elses house!!
That's cats for ya, no loyalty!
Cat's are for United fans
Dog's are for blues!!
If i saw you kicking a cat you'd get the same back disgusting
Dogs are just stupid. There blind loyalty is just lack of intelligence. They stink. Can't feed or clean themselves. They even shit in their own play area.
A cat could do all the 'clever' things a dog does, it just chooses not too.
If you want a yes man, get a dog and prepare for a high maintenance pet.
A cat could do all the 'clever' things a dog does, it just chooses not too.
If you want a yes man, get a dog and prepare for a high maintenance pet.
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Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:Cats are shit!
They eat, sleep, shit and on occasions get run over by cars! I for one don't feel guilty for kicking then whenever I see one in the road!!
You ever hear of a police cat? No cause it would just sit there not giving a fuck and walk to where ever there was food!!
My mate had a cat and one day it was getting obese he assumed it was a tumour or something but later found out that it was just fucking off nextdoor for some free food, It went missing not long ago so he assumed it's dead somewhere I reckon it's just fucked off to someone elses house!!
That's cats for ya, no loyalty!
Cat's are for United fans
Dog's are for blues!!
Something about your post tells me you might be a dog owner?
Cat Quotes
"In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat."
- Warren Eckstein
"If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
- Mark Twain
"Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
- Mark Twain
"Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you."
- Mary Bly
"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat."
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
- Unknown
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
- Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
- Anonymous
"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind."
"In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat."
- Warren Eckstein
"If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
- Mark Twain
"Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
- Mark Twain
"Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you."
- Mary Bly
"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat."
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
- Unknown
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
- Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
- Anonymous
"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind."