Celtic thread 2018/19

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Magicpole said:
I hate Fox Hunting, so I’m working on a song about that. Political maybe, but long overdue.

To the tune of The wheels on the bus go round and round

I hope your horse throws you, you evil ****, You evil ****, evil ****,
I hope your horse throws you
You evil **** and you die

Smash your head off a Fucking wall
Fucking wall, nice and tall
Smash your head of a Fucking wall
And you die.

I’d stick that horn right through your head
Through your head, until your dead
I’d stick that horn right through your head
All day long.

Listen out for it.
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Catchy ;-)
 
Blue Til Death said:
It is a pro Celtic ish thread to be fair, surely he can post what he wants can’t he? Nobody has to open or read anything here if they don’t want.. Anything dissing Gerard gets my vote ..
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Was in off topic originally. A mod has merged it into the Celtic thread.
 
Manc in London said:
@Magicpole genuine question...

Who is behind the pro IRA stuff in the Celtic fanbase? Is it an Irish contingent? Plastic Paddy's? Divs who enjoy being offensive? Maybe some kind of combination?
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I remember being in Manchester city centre way back in the mid 1980's and for some obscure reason Celtic had to play a euro tie against Rapid Vienna ( I think ) at Old Trafford. There was thousands of them in Scottish accents carrying Irish flags and singing about terrorists. It wasn't a tiny minority, it was everyone of them and I hope they never have to darken our city ever again.
 
bluebrother55 said:
I remember being in Manchester city centre way back in the mid 1980's and for some obscure reason Celtic had to play a euro tie against Rapid Vienna ( I think ) at Old Trafford. There was thousands of them in Scottish accents carrying Irish flags and singing about terrorists. It wasn't a tiny minority, it was everyone of them and I hope they never have to darken our city ever again.
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I was at that game and I wasn’t. Plus we didn’t wreck the city centre either. everyone of them you saw, there was over 40,000 travelled down, did you see , everyone of them? Naw , I don’t think so either. You always pop up with this shite.
 
Remembrance Sunday coming up so why waste an opportunity to make a political statement at a football match.

 
bennyboy said:
Remembrance Sunday coming up so why waste an opportunity to make a political statement at a football match.

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I have been arguing like fuck this morning with GB members. I hate all that shit and have called them out for not going on Rep marches. I want Celtic songs and if I was in charge at CP, I would tell them sing those songs and nobody at the game gets a ticket for the next one.

If you want to be political it requires more than singing a song at the games. I wish they would realise the damage they do and just shut the fuck up with those doleful dirges that inspire no ****. Ruined what was a great performance for me.
 
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Magicpole said:
I have been arguing like fuck this morning with with GB members. I hate all that shit and have called them out for not going on Rep marches. I want Celtic songs and if I was in charge at CP I would tell them sing those songs and nobody at the game gets a ticket for the next one.

If you want to be political it requires more than singing a song at the games. I wish they would realise the damage they do and just shut the fuck up with those doleful dirges that inspire no ****. Ruined what was a great performance for me.
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You can't say fairer than that, well said sir.
 
KingCarlito said:
As posted above, the OP created a new thread in off topic, which has since been merged into this thread.
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Yes, I’m guilty as charged. The post you are referring to was a reply to another poster saying no city fan gives a fuck. Quite funny.
 
Sid C said:
The lyrics are fine but the tune’s shit. Maybe something from the Sound Of Music.
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I agree I went in too early with the first tune into my head. That’s the only reason my phone isn’t ringing off the hook. Even though I don’t have a phone on a hook. Or one that rings.

Maybe that’s it. I need an old phone.
 
bluebrother55 said:
I remember being in Manchester city centre way back in the mid 1980's and for some obscure reason Celtic had to play a euro tie against Rapid Vienna ( I think ) at Old Trafford. There was thousands of them in Scottish accents carrying Irish flags and singing about terrorists. It wasn't a tiny minority, it was everyone of them and I hope they never have to darken our city ever again.
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In the 2nd leg at Park Head, a Celtic fan threw a coin or a bottle at a Vienna player who had to go off. After that Celtic went on to win the tie. Rapid protested and the game was ordered to be played again more than 200 miles from Glasgow.
I lived in Sale at the time and the police were putting them on trains from Manchester to keep them out of the city centre and 100's were in Sale town centre. Funny thing is back then pubs opened 11am and closed at 2pm so they were going mad as they couldn't find a pub that was open. Tesco did great business that day and the town centre was an open air pub!
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
In the 2nd leg at Park Head, a Celtic fan threw a coin or a bottle at a Vienna player who had to go off. After that Celtic went on to win the tie. Rapid protested and the game was ordered to be played again more than 200 miles from Glasgow.
I lived in Sale at the time and the police were putting them on trains from Manchester to keep them out of the city centre and 100's were in Sale town centre. Funny thing is back then pubs opened 11am and closed at 2pm so they were going mad as they couldn't find a pub that was open. Tesco did great business that day and the town centre was an open air pub!
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The “bottle” landed miles away from the cheating **** and he pretended it had hit him. The prick who threw it should have been battered fuck out of for doing it. But, the Austrians were cheating bastards and that’s why it all kicked off at the 2nd game.

After the game about 50 Vienna fans charged a squad of us thinking we would run. We were so fucking angry we all charged right at them, half of them fled the other half got a tanking.

After that I got the worst Chinese carryout ever. I asked for Sweet and Sour chicken which had a green sauce? I mean what the fuck! It’s red sauce mate. I took it back and got it changed.

Driving back up the road we hit a bank of fog that you literally couldn’t see the front of the car, we had to hang out the window to listen for traffic. Then later I noticed the driver was sleeping as we were doing nearly a ton. I had to gently put my hand on the wheel and spoke very quietly to wake him up. Fucking twat. If I had been sleeping like my two mates in the bag, we were toast.

What a fucking trip. Oh, we got fucked 1.0.
 
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