Celtic Thread - 2023/24

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Rodgers isn't to blame. Try the board who signed 8 total duds in the summer pocketing the champions league and Jota money, happy to try to remain just that wee bit ahead of Rangers as usual
That’s under instructions from Desmond! He’s actually said as much in an interview.

How much say did Rodgers have in the signings?

Not really Lawwells fault that the players are duds. They did spend quite a bit on the centre backs and Scales is playing!

Hart brought in to replace Gordon.

Johnstone to replace Juranovic

Taylor to replace Tierney.

You could go on but all three are huge downgrades.

January will be very interesting. I thought they would have brought in two marquee signings in the summer. I am absolutely sure you’ll see one or two in January but too late for Europe this season!
 
Dear Rogers

When Ange left, I was depressed, then you came back and that changed nothing. When you left the first time, I was genuinely happy to see you go. Your style of play bored the tits off me, you were atrocious in Europe and you only won anything because Rangers had a team I could get a game for today.

You, and your groundless ego,from the very off just had to change us and from the very off, we could see that it was for the worse. You have continued with this so much, I didn’t even watch the game today. I knew you would fuck it up. You played Philips, one of the biggest wankers at the club, after yourself.

I want you to do the decent thing and resign before you fuck up the whole season. For you will.

Go now you useless dwarf bastard and don’t let the door knock your fake teeth out. I don’t see why that pleasure should be reserved for inanimate objects. A bit like Philips. I would giadly do it.

Get yersel tae fuck you overhyped wee Fanny.

Board. Do something right you cunts and see where we are heading and sack him.

Yours in Turmoil

Magicpole
Be sure to post the response.
 
Dear Rogers

When Ange left, I was depressed, then you came back and that changed nothing. When you left the first time, I was genuinely happy to see you go. Your style of play bored the tits off me, you were atrocious in Europe and you only won anything because Rangers had a team I could get a game for today.

You, and your groundless ego,from the very off just had to change us and from the very off, we could see that it was for the worse. You have continued with this so much, I didn’t even watch the game today. I knew you would fuck it up. You played Philips, one of the biggest wankers at the club, after yourself.

I want you to do the decent thing and resign before you fuck up the whole season. For you will.

Go now you useless dwarf bastard and don’t let the door knock your fake teeth out. I don’t see why that pleasure should be reserved for inanimate objects. A bit like Philips. I would giadly do it.

Get yersel tae fuck you overhyped wee Fanny.

Board. Do something right you cunts and see where we are heading and sack him.

Yours in Turmoil

Magicpole
Well that didn’t take long. Here’s your post from when short arse joined ….

Brendan handled the press well and now it’s time for the job at hand. Get even stronger this window. As a big penny of realisation that our pals are now again behind the 8 ball dawns against a background of angst and anger and obviously derision. Well, we’ve heard all that shit before.

Focus on the prize Brendan, or the three prizes and let’s see how much better we can be in Europe. That’s the biggest test by far. But here’s the thing I have been saying for over a decade. Invest in the team to be better in Europe and we ragdoll all at home. Easier said than done, but if you don’t at least fucking try you never will.

Apart from a few, we are all onboard and to those among our support who continue to act like utter petulant wankers, go fuck yourselves you pathetic cunts.

It’s all about beating Rangers. That’s it. That’s always it. He can do that, so move on and be a **** in your own home.

Really excited about this new era, I had the fear we wouldn’t get a manager we knew had what it takes. Rogers was the best choice and that’s fucking that.

On to three in a row.

Bwahahahaha
 
Dear Rogers

When Ange left, I was depressed, then you came back and that changed nothing. When you left the first time, I was genuinely happy to see you go. Your style of play bored the tits off me, you were atrocious in Europe and you only won anything because Rangers had a team I could get a game for today.

You, and your groundless ego,from the very off just had to change us and from the very off, we could see that it was for the worse. You have continued with this so much, I didn’t even watch the game today. I knew you would fuck it up. You played Philips, one of the biggest wankers at the club, after yourself.

I want you to do the decent thing and resign before you fuck up the whole season. For you will.

Go now you useless dwarf bastard and don’t let the door knock your fake teeth out. I don’t see why that pleasure should be reserved for inanimate objects. A bit like Philips. I would giadly do it.

Get yersel tae fuck you overhyped wee Fanny.

Board. Do something right you cunts and see where we are heading and sack him.

Yours in Turmoil

Magicpole
I have the odd browse in this and the other lots thread. You are spot on here. From his days at the Dippers I have realised that Brenda is THE biggest bullshitter in world football. He has always been able to talk a good game. You word it very well sir.
 
I have the odd browse in this and the other lots thread. You are spot on here. From his days at the Dippers I have realised that Brenda is THE biggest bullshitter in world football. He has always been able to talk a good game. You word it very well sir.
Hahahahahaha

Aye 6 months too late
 
We have had next admin imminent.
We have had yer teams pyoor deid.
We have had caffeine pills.
We have had referee conspiracy.
We have had doctoring of Covid tests.
We have had Penalty to Rangers.
We have had VAR is biased to Rangers
Currently we are in the middle of Rangers don’t concede penalties.

Some might say they are crackpots but it’s a helluva lot more sinister than that. While we have Peters Puppets pushing these agendas it takes the focus away from the real scandal in Scottish football

TICK TOCK…..

Those pesky facts
 
Celtic's recent stumbles have merely made the league a bit more interesting

Still expect them to win the league comfortably enough
 
Celtic's recent stumbles have merely made the league a bit more interesting

Still expect them to win the league comfortably enough
But but but but they were winning the treble at a canter and going to make strides in Europe.

How’d that work out ?

: ))))))))))))))))
 
But but but but they were winning the treble at a canter and going to make strides in Europe.

How’d that work out ?

: ))))))))))))))))
Don't know who called that
They were never doing anything in Europe after the summer signings, said it at the time
 
Don't know who called that
They were never doing anything in Europe after the summer signings, said it at the time
Who’d you think called that? Mr Football , Magicpole, himself. He’s the guy delighted with the return of Rodgers and the world beaters they signed in the summer.

Nothing to do with Celtic stumbling. Rangers are undefeated domestically and in Europe since Clement came in. Obviously I expect that to change tomorrow.

Celtic were top of the league due to result changing decisions made during Old Firm game. That’s with that charlatan Beale spending millions to weaken our squad!

Celtic need to be at least 5 points clear after the next Old Firm game as I expect Rangers to quite easily move ahead after the third quarter. Then Celtic should have the easier run in for the ‘Top 6’ fixtures.
 
I thought Hibs were the first British team in the European Cup. - The 1955-56 tournament.
This is the Champions League. First season was 1992-93. Rangers beat the Danish Champions home and away and the English Champions home and away to qualify for the Group stages.
 
We were the first British club in the Big boys cup!


And get your own shit patter : ))

Not only that, Rangers were 1 of the driving forces behind the formation of the Champions League, back before all the Sky money came in and changed football landscape forever, and like you mentioned, beat the English Champions home and away to qualify for it.

We were a cheating Marseille away from reaching the first Champions League final.

And those 8 stars that make up the Champions League logo, represented each of the 8 teams that qualified back then, 1 of which was of course Rangers. ;-)
 
Not only that, Rangers were 1 of the driving forces behind the formation of the Champions League, back before all the Sky money came in and changed football landscape forever, and like you mentioned, beat the English Champions home and away to qualify for it.

We were a cheating Marseille away from reaching the first Champions League final.

And those 8 stars that make up the Champions League logo, represented each of the 8 teams that qualified back then, 1 of which was of course Rangers. ;-)
You just won the We Started the CL Cup. We won the actual cup though. It’s like your CoEfficuent Cup, You’d rather have won all the leagues we have. And Trebles. Imagine if we actually improve in Europe, you will have fuck all. Welcome back btw. ;)
 
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