UEFA must hate Juventus because they've been drawn against the Spanish champions and last year's finalists.
UEFA must hate Olympiacos because they've been drawn against the Spanish & Italian champions and last year's finalists.
UEFA must hate Malmo because they've been drawn against the Spanish, Italian & Greek champions and last year's finalists.
UEFA must hate Liverpool because they've been drawn against the holders.
UEFA must hate Arsenal because, despite being in pot 1, they've been drawn against the Ukrainian champions and 2013's finalists.
UEFA must hate Bayern because they've been drawn against the English champions.
UEFA must hate Barcelona because they've been drawn against the French & Dutch champions.