"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle.
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on Brian's side of life (whistle) ... Always look on Brian's side of life (whistle)...
If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten
And that's another title to win.
When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be United chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...always look on Brian's side of life (whistle) ... Always look on Brian's side of life (whistle) ...
For life is quite absurd, and Webb's the final word,
You must always face the curtain with a win.
Forget about your sin - give the City fans a grin
Enjoy it - we are Man City anyhow.
So always look on Brian's side of life (whistle) ... Always look on Brian's side of life (whistle) ...
Old Trafford's a piece of shit, when you look at it.
Giggs' a cheat and Phil's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is with you.
And always look on Brian's side of life (whistle) ... Always look on Brian's side of life (whistle) ... always look on Brian's side of life (whistle) ... Always look on Brian's side of life (whistle) ...