Chants for the post-COVID climate.

[Keeper!]

 

[EnzoMCFC]

We are not, were not really here
Like PPE for the NHS
Were not really here

 

[Cellarite]

Oh the ref and both the linesmen cannot see,
What is absolutely clear to you and me,
If it isn’t too much hassle,
They should drive to Barnard Castle,
Fuck you all, fuck VAR, you fucking cheats.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

If you hate man united wash your hands.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

We all follow the City
From our living room
We will follow the City
Sociall distancing too
(All together now)

 

[eyalluvitt]

Ole’s at the wheeze

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

We're all off to Barnard Castle,
We're all off to check our eyes,
And we'll really shake them up,
When we win the League & Cup,
Banned from the rest is no surprise

 

[Gio's mate]

If you can't talk proper drop your mask,
If you can't talk proper drop your mask,
If you can't talk proper, can't talk proper,
Can't talk proper drop your mask....

 

[mccity]

The Poznan but everyone is 2m apart.

The Touré chant but we replace the words with coughs.

 

[Gio's mate]

You should have gone essential shopping,
Gone essential shooooppping...