Chat up lines

[better dead than red]

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Hi. Would you care to dance?

No.

I'm sorry you must not have heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

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I hope you've got pet insurance......... because I'm going to smash your pussy!

 

[CTID1988]

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I want to wear your skin and eat your heart

 

[mcfc-mark]

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"I'd give you one"

"No chance"

"I meant out of 10 you ugly woman!"

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

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Here's 20p, tell your mum you'll be home tomorrow.

 

[beyondanytherapy]

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I hope you've got pet insurance......... because I'm going to smash your pussy!

fucking brilliant

 

[KinkladzeNo10]

"I'd give you one"

"No chance"

"I meant out of 10 you ugly woman!"

Haha this is quality

 

[paphos-mcfc]

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How many animals can I get in your knickers? A cock and a thousand hairs.

 

[glen quagmire]

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I want to slice your abdomen, and climb inside you and wear you like a jump suit, so we can be one. Can i smell your hair?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

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Him "You look just like my first wife"

Her "Oh, how many times have you been married, then?"

Him "I'm a bachelor"