Cheapskates

My (ex) in-laws bought a bulk pack of 'with deepest sympathy' cards from a wholesaler because they were on special offer.
 
Nothing worse than meanness. Apart from anyone who expects a little too much recognition when they treat someone.
 
We did a BBQ a couple of summers back. Open house, loads of folk round, provided loads of booze and loads of food, nibbles, party food for everyone's kids but asked if anyone wanted anything specific to eat could they bring it themselves.

Great party, everyone clattered, house and garden wrecked and left for us to clear up and everyone staggered off in the wee hours.

One particularly tight-arsed friend of the beautiful Mrs This! came back the next day to reclaim his packet of (six) sausages that he had noticed were still in the fridge as he left, with only the two he had eaten taken from it...

He came from Chorlton to Hale FFS. In a car. To triumphantly reclaim four bloody sausages.

C*nt.
 
I've as mate tried divvy up the cost of ketchup used once when a bunch of us had a meal in a restuarant and we said we'd split the bill, much to his protests.

Ketchup.
 
Crouchinho said:
Amazes me that here and in the UK when people caught wind of 5p a litre cheaper fuel they'd all drive to the petrol station, yet would spend more at supermarket on name brands, or lived off eating takeaway. Bastards probably didn't even know how much they were saving anyway
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I can't believe it when I see people ling up to get petrol. How much can they possibly be saving?
I drive an F150 that costs at least $130.00 to fill up and I get my fuel at the same place whenever I need to get it.
 
york away to this! said:
We did a BBQ a couple of summers back. Open house, loads of folk round, provided loads of booze and loads of food, nibbles, party food for everyone's kids but asked if anyone wanted anything specific to eat could they bring it themselves.

Great party, everyone clattered, house and garden wrecked and left for us to clear up and everyone staggered off in the wee hours.

One particularly tight-arsed friend of the beautiful Mrs This! came back the next day to reclaim his packet of (six) sausages that he had noticed were still in the fridge as he left, with only the two he had eaten taken from it...

He came from Chorlton to Hale FFS. In a car. To triumphantly reclaim four bloody sausages.

C*nt.
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Next time you have a party, set him up. Tell him to bring sausages and make sure he has some left over.
After everyone has left take a pic of the tray of sausages with your cock plonked down in between them and send it to him in about two weeks.
 
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