Cheapskates

I was once in Aberdeen( always gets slagged for being full of tight cunts probably no worse than anywhere else) for a game and was sitting with an old fella listening to his chat.
As I'm a wonderful human being I was getting a beer and offered to get him a drink.

"Aye, a whisky son, thanks. But mind I won't be buying you one back"

And to be fair to the tight old ****, he couldn't even if he wanted to as I had already dipped his wallet minutes after sitting down.

Loaded the **** was too.

Just shows you.


Only half of that story is true.


No way did I buy him a drink. :)
 
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my two lads are like chalk and cheese in this respect... the youngest (and best with money) would give you his last pound... the other could peel an orange in his pocket :-)
 
I have a mate who was completely anal about splitting bills properly. Say 10 of us went out, we, if him and his missus were otherwise engaged, just split the bill by 10. No bother if someone wasn't drinking or had the extra olives. When they turned up he always asked for the bill whilst his missus rolled her eyes, and then started to dissect it. "Did you have the extra bottle Bimbo?" "Yeah, me and Tiny split it. And?" "Well, seeing as my missus didn't touch a drop then she shouldn't have to pay for it."

We used to just split the bill as usual and then separate theirs but recently he's stopped doing it. I asked his missus and she said his son had started doing it to him at home. "I didn't have the pudding Daddy so surely I have to pay less?"

If you go out for dinner with other couples, just split it. It's not worth the effort. Plus I get free wine.
 
I had a friend in my late teenage years who would insist on paying for everything on a regular basis. It was nigh on impossible to pay when he was around and you gave up trying after a while. I think he just wanted to be flash and, as you would, you just let him take the glory.

Never had one like that since. Generally split bills, stand my round regardless of someone having Stella whilst another has cheap ale and chuck in for a mate in trouble. What goes around comes around.
 
A friend of my mums got with a new fella after her divorce, she had 2 kids, he would feel if the back of the TV was warm when he came in to see if they had had it on and when we all went to Blackpool one day he wouldn't pay for them to play 10 pin bowling as he said there was no point as they just went down the gutter so they had to watch while me and my sister played

She's not still with him
 
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