China - Impressions.

[I'm With Stupid]

I love Chinese people.

 

[Barcon]

My sister grew up thinking the lady at the chip shop was named Effin Else.

 

[Looby_Blue]

They can't drive for shit.

They started covid.

They're hell bent on world domination.

And they eat something called shit ache mushrooms, the dirty bastards.

Nice takeaway food though.

;)

 

[hilts]

Isn't it racist to do Chinese impressions. I don't think we should be encouraging it.

Ahh so what happens next

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I'll give this thread 15 minutes.

What are you China prove?

 

[hilts]

One of the largest countries on this planet and one of the richest.

I love these rare nuggets of info that you get on bluemoon:-)

 

[JULES]

I worked there , june 89, it was ok till they murdered 10,000 students, would never set foot in the place again.

 

[Blue Mist]

I do remember a bloke at work moaning that the Sun Jihai song was racist.

 

[jimharri]

I don't do impressions, my specialty is psychiatry.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

I wouldn’t mind seeing China if I could come back the same day. - Phillip Larkin

 

[Kompany Car]

Been to Shanghai, Guangzhou and Hong Kong all with work. People seemed friendly enough. Hong Kong had some shady areas but still felt safer than most areas of any big UK city at night. They don’t skimp on police which probably adds to the feeling of being safe and if something does happen they don’t fuck about.

Would I be in a rush to go back for a holiday, no, but both Shanghai and Hong Kong are both interesting enough stopping off points on the way to somewhere else. Still fancy going to Beijing in the future however.

 

[tregyblue61]

I worked offshore there in the 90’s and spent a good deal of time in Shanghai and a place called Ningbo.. The people were really friendly and welcoming everywhere I went ..
Don’t think they had seen many westerners in Ningbo as they followed us around the place chattering like birds and pointing at us…

I’d like to go back one day ..

Ningbo?

I always thought that was in Wrecsam!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Apparently someone has decided that the Chinese do not eat dogs.

That's rough, barking up the wrong tree there.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I'm not velly good at impressions, certainly not Chinese.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

I'm not velly good at impressions, certainly not Chinese.

I thought this had legs as far as impressions go.


I would just like to add that I don't think Father Crilly's a racist and neither did the Chinese start Covid.
However I'm not too sure about the dog eating.

 

[hilts]

I thought this had legs as far as impressions go.


I would just like to add that I don't think Father Crilly's a racist and neither did the Chinese start Covid.
However I'm not too sure about the dog eating.

Not Poodle?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

They can't drive for shit.

They started covid.

They're hell bent on world domination.

And they eat something called shit ache mushrooms, the dirty bastards.

Nice takeaway food though.

;)

Chinese police overseas service stations - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Their government wants to control EVERYTHING, even its overseas citizens.

Guaranteed the moment you set foot in China they know exactly who you are and who you work for. They will almost certainly try to exploit your phone/laptop if they think you are a worthwhile target (big business/tech/finance/military/government).

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I do remember a bloke at work moaning that the Sun Jihai song was racist.

So was the Javi Garcia one.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I thought this had legs as far as impressions go.


I would just like to add that I don't think Father Crilly's a racist and neither did the Chinese start Covid.
However I'm not too sure about the dog eating.

My favourite episode of any comedy programme ever. Fucking brilliant!

 

[Blue Mist]

So was the Javi Garcia one.

Bloody hell, I never realised he was Chinese