Christmas dinner preparations

[BimboBob]

The wife's burning the house down as we speak.
All she has to do is make some sprouts with bacon to take with us and the whole fucking house is enveloped in a mist of bacon grease.
Not a clue.

Brother in law cooks. The girls wash up. I sit and drink. It's a tried and tested system. Be rude to change it now.

 

[Barcon]

Brother in law cooks. The girls wash up. I sit and drink. It's a tried and tested system. Be rude to change it now.

Driving up to Sutton soon with a case of beer and a pan of sprouts. Women folk will cook and me and the brother in law will fuck around outside with beer and snowmobiles.

 

[ganganvince]

Beef just gone in oven turkey and gammon to follow

 

[Sid C]

Beef just gone in oven turkey and gammon to follow

What day is it?

 

[m7mcfc]

Fried the bacon lardons and chopped chestnuts For the shredded sprouts already and the Jamie Oliver Cauliflower with a broccoli cream sauce is all ready to go in the oven to cook tomorrow, ready for reheating on Wed.
Carrots will be par boiled tomorrow to finish off on the day and the sprouts will be shredded tomorrow ready for frying on Wed.

Jamie Oliver Cauliflower?
Has that got olive oil on? That man would put extra virgin on his cornflakes.

 

[stonerblue]

Spatchcock chicken. That is all..

 

[Barcon]

Jamie Oliver Cauliflower?
Has that got olive oil on? That man would put extra virgin on his cornflakes.

From a height.

 

[mat]

Wake up.
Wank.
Cuppa
Take dog for a walk
Put shit TV on
Turn shit TV on
Obligatory obscure members of the family phone calls
Check fridge
Prepare dinner of whatevers left in the fridge
Eat
Put shit TV on
Change to Netflix/You tube or other streaming service
Boredom kicks in
Turn TV off
Take dog for another walk
Go to bed
Have a wank
Get some sleep before getting up boxing day.


Standard 'christmas'

Cheers :)

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

My wife is making American style chocolate orange cookies for family and friends (as if the NHS wasn’t under enough pressure already). She asked me to cut up two Terry’s Chocolate Oranges into small chips, I only had one job, and drew blood

 

[urban genie]

Get up
LFT to make sure I can visit people
Walk to parents bout 10ish
Get to parents aboit half 10
Open presents and such
Start preping the dinner
Crack open a bottle of port
Neck that while cooking
While stuff cooking sit and watch telly while having a beer
other family round
Have dinner
More beer, telly and family time
Either stay over cause I am lethargic or walk home.
Drink some more