Christmas dinner preparations

[DrBlueBob]

My lovely woman makes the best chicken gravy on the planet.

How's her turkey gravy you fucking chicken at Christmas heathen? I used to respect you.

May I have the recipe please as a sauce makes the meal.

Obviously I still respect you.

 

[Blue Mist]

How's her turkey gravy you fucking chicken at Christmas heathen? I used to respect you.

May I have the recipe please as a sauce makes the meal.

Obviously I still respect you.

I thought he was veggie so how come he knows its good ?

He's a Charlotte Anne if ever I saw one

 

[Saddleworth2]

How's her turkey gravy you fucking chicken at Christmas heathen? I used to respect you.

May I have the recipe please as a sauce makes the meal.

Obviously I still respect you.

I expect giblets will be involved somewhere.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I thought he was veggie so how come he knows its good ?

He's a Charlotte Anne if ever I saw one

It's hard to keep up. Is Charlotte Anne rhyming slang for ****?

 

[Magicpole]

How's her turkey gravy you fucking chicken at Christmas heathen? I used to respect you.

May I have the recipe please as a sauce makes the meal.

Obviously I still respect you.

I don't eat chicken but I am a heathen. If i ask her to write it down and how to do it right now, having had a couple of large gins? Wouldn't go down well, but i will get back to you with it.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I expect giblets will be involved somewhere.

Bit niche to have chicken giblets.

Incidentally, sorry to hear that your son (?) tested positive.
I hope he's ok and has only buggered up your Christmas dinner rather than anything more serious.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I don't eat chicken but I am a heathen. If i ask her to write it down and how to do it right now, having had a couple of large gins? Wouldn't go down well, but i will get back to you with it.

Your one of the better cunts MP. @Saddleworth2 said your were veggie or summat. Does that mean you cheat and have the gravy as there are no lumps of flesh so it's ok?

p.s. do not strain relations by telling her that she has to do something based on a question posed posed by some random twat on the internet.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Were off to my brothers, his mrs likes to be "different" & "experimental" with her cooking (makes that Heston Blumenthal bloke look a bit dull) so no doubt we will be having toasted duck with sprouts in custard & spuds boiled in yacks milk for starters, god knows what she will do with the turkey but at least it saves me doing any work.

 

[idahoblues]

Hacked by the Idaho spud eater?

I did have a couple of moose in the yard the other day, as it’s Christmas I let them live……if they come back next week, they’re just asking for it

 

[Magicpole]

Your one of the better cunts MP. @Saddleworth2 said your were veggie or summat. Does that mean you cheat and have the gravy as there are no lumps of flesh so it's ok?

p.s. do not strain relations by telling her that she has to do something based on a question posed posed by some random twat on the internet.

I don't eat the gravy either. But its the best chicken gravy I've ever tasted snd I've tasted chicken gravy all over the world. Nearly. When a womans in a good mood, try not to fuck it up, period.