Christmas dinner preparations

[BlueMoonRisin’]

A greasy hard on.

Yes, like drone's.So Idaho says.

 

[Barcon]

I'm googling this. You're all full of shit.

 

[kippaxking79]

This thread reminds me why I'm glad we've seen sense and go out to the pub for Christmas Dinner now. All the prep, the timing and making sure it's all done right, not to mention the mountain of washing up to do later, makes it all worth the while.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Are you all having Turkey? Seeing as I'm doing the cooking and I don't like Turkey, I'm doing beef.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Turkey and beef.

 

[Banshee]

Absolutely not. I've opened a bottle of Malbec while I contemplate starting chicken pie for tonight's tea.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Are you all having Turkey? Seeing as I'm doing the cooking and I don't like Turkey, I'm doing beef.

We're having a chicken because turkey's shit. The only reason turkey is a thing is because you can't get a chicken big enough to feed 12.

 

[PragueBlue]

Are you all having Turkey? Seeing as I'm doing the cooking and I don't like Turkey, I'm doing beef.

Turkey on Christmas Day. My favourite meal of the year.

Beef wellington and/or mushroom en croute on boxing day.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

We’re staying home and having Thai food. Still getting pissed though and that’s all that matters.

 

[Barcon]

Are you all having Turkey? Seeing as I'm doing the cooking and I don't like Turkey, I'm doing beef.

Prime rib.