City Commentary Drinking Game

[urban genie]

Its another version of City Bingo

 

[HamannCheese]

Silva losing possession and saying "well, I've never seen him do that before"

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Drink every time...

- they compare the cost of the two teams.
- they mention that Ederson's good with his feet.
- defending with a high line from this free kick.

What else?

I’d be pissed before kickoff, if I followed this game!

 

[Magicpole]

“Oh my sweet fucking Jesus! Would you check out the size of the bollocks on that streaker? Fair play to the lad, he beat the offside trap with nanchelont ease, he timed his run to perfection. Shows his plums to a crowd blanketed in inadequacy and fucks off into legend.”

And if anycunt thinks that won’t happen verbatim, you’re a bellend. 1/578 on. Maybe more, who knows?

 

[1961_vintage]

Shred the opposition, score a magnificent goal = "shocking defending that".

 

[TCIB]

Fucking shitfaced here, all i did was ask my nephew how it feels to support spurs. Next thing i knew im downing lager like no tomorrow.

Media will give me liver issues within a week.

 

[Kompany Car]

Think you would get fairly pissed just drinking each time they mention the Dippers or Rags during a City match.

 

[Indaparkside]

york York here we come

 

[mat]

Foden is being stifiled at City and must move to improve as a player.

 

[Machiavelli]

Don’t you mean "Emerson" (Hartson is on duty tomorrow evening, I believe).

Thank fuck we’re not playing Chelsea.