City Commentary Drinking Game

"Won't be considered great, until they've won back to back titles" (usually said by a rag "pundit")
"Off the field, it's been an eventfull week"
"Quadruple. Can it really be done"?
 
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“Oh my sweet fucking Jesus! Would you check out the size of the bollocks on that streaker? Fair play to the lad, he beat the offside trap with nanchelont ease, he timed his run to perfection. Shows his plums to a crowd blanketed in inadequacy and fucks off into legend.”

And if anycunt thinks that won’t happen verbatim, you’re a bellend. 1/578 on. Maybe more, who knows?
Someone OD'ed on the Bucky last night.
 
‘Manchester Utd’ - they drop this in at every given opportunity.

‘Heavy metal football’ - to describe the dippers hoof and hope play.

‘Hasn’t started a premier league game yet and may have his head turned’ - re Phil just signed a 6 year contract Foden.
 

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